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@darthchicken / darthchicken.tumblr.com

Macaroni and cheese sucks -said no one ever
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nyctosaurid

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

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dimetrodone

Undocked unrestrained

The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

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battlships

Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

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amaronith

There’s a reason why everyone went into a full blown panic when Dorothy fell into the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs are vicious.

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acefandom103
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konakoro

The American Vampire spinoffs are filling my monster fucker heart with so much joy

soft boi

Get you a man like this

Also scary monster husband said respect women or P E R I S H

You love to see it

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mouthwblood

me in the middle of the stormy night running down the grand staircase in this with a candelabra in hand before i run away with my vampire lover forever.

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reblogged

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

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lagtim3

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

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xompeii

That makes no sense as there’s a vampire dude out there with like 30 daughters and the one son. Obviously that means they produce more sperm. The only reason female vampires don’t have the ability to make children in canon is because they stop moving through their cycle when they stop aging.

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boldmeasures

Happy 5th anniversary, Bloodborne!

Wouldn't be able to fully express my love for this game even if I tried, it brings back a lot of bitter sweet memories. But I'm glad I managed to show at least a fraction of my appreciation through this cosplay. A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream.

Hunter cosplay by me

Photographer Nikolay Zharov

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