So I drew a new face and I laughed

Watch: Serena then leaves an explicit note future guests.

I’M SCREAMING NOOOOOOO 

Omgggg.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

say less lettuce 10 times fast

I feel accomplished. I said it without a hitch. :)

good. soon everybody will be chanting for less lettuce. my plan to rid the world of vegetarians has begun very smoothly

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.

why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them  theyre always like “sparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!! spins and flies!!! Magic Surprise!! Horse” 

someone whos never seen phineas and ferb explain whats going on in this picture

arin hanson appears in miranda cosgrove’s acid trip

fucking shit

woah

EVERY BODY NEEDS TO HEAR THIS

Everyone needs Laverne cox to come to their house and spit truth in front of the mirror

SebastianStan: When you ask BLACK PANTHER what time it is.

#GET REKT

u didnt…..

WE’VE GONE TOO FAR

What the Fuck does this mean

fucking doctor trying to tell me i have “radiation poisoning” like it’s something i definitely care about. can i fly or not

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog