Via Winston’s IG story 8/14/21

STOP TEASING US, YOU MARRIED

NooOOO

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Feel free to explain that.

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

You guys missed the best part

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

He rly did it

if 23 of my friends all stabbed me on the ides of march, i simply would not be mad, because

a) it would mean i had 23 friends

b) id finally be dead

the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it

My Shadow 3

I made myself cry so much. 

My Shadow 2

Parings: Bucky x reader

Written by: @dean1winchester1dreams1of1pie

Words: Over 1.1k

Warnings: I MEAN I MADE MYSELF CRY

Summary: EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL MY GIRL EVERYBODY WANNA TAKE HER HEART AWAY

And away we go…

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Once the waitress put the food down, Bucky pulled himself together and you kissed his head gently

“You feeling better?” You asked quietly and when he nodded, you pulled away slowly. You handed him a napkin and instead of wiping his eyes he wiped away the tears on your chest

“Sorry about this” He blushed lightly and you felt a blush on your own cheeks

“It’s perfectly fine, I just want you to be okay” After he finished, the two of you started eating in a comfortable silence, You stayed next to him and he seemed to scoot closer so he could still be touching you.

“You know maybe we should pick up some flowers for her?”

“I think she’d like that” He smiled.

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Why did I just ask who wrote this. I WROTE THIS

You have been visited by the lucky Deacy and Freddie. Reblog in 3 minutes and you’ll have good luck.

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

Y’all need to chill

no fr

2018 been kicking my ass. I can’t take no chances.

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.

Don’t take them off when you immediately see it. Wait until you get to a different destination bc they’re trying to distract you by getting it off then abducting you. Same thing goes if you find something on your windshield, it’s a distraction so they have time to get you.    

WTF? Is this real?

Boost

Reblog to save lives.

Neighbors 2

AlI I’m gon say is yes I did do that. 

This was originally just supposed to be for @sparklemichele because of my long hair which has since grown longer.

Pairings: Jason Momoa x Reader

Word count: Over 3,000

Writen By: @spidermans-l-o-v-e-r

Warnings: Ummm, nsfw? and you’re probably gonna kick me. In this world, security cameras don’t exist 

Summary: We all know I can’t do this okay!!

And away we go… 

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“Good morning Daddy”

You smiled up at the man who had just woken up. Things had been going well with Jason ever since he had moved in, You’d dated for a couple years before he decided to get rid of the distance between the two of you and move in. It was a surprise to you, you’d come home that night ready to open a bottle of wine and pass out on the couch after a hard day at work.

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Neighbors 2

AlI I’m gon say is yes I did do that. 

This was originally just supposed to be for @sparklemichele because of my long hair which has since grown longer.

Pairings: Jason Momoa x Reader

Word count: Over 3,000

Writen By: @spidermans-l-o-v-e-r

Warnings: Ummm, nsfw? and you’re probably gonna kick me. In this world, security cameras don’t exist 

Summary: We all know I can’t do this okay!!

And away we go… 

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“Good morning Daddy”

You smiled up at the man who had just woken up. Things had been going well with Jason ever since he had moved in, You’d dated for a couple years before he decided to get rid of the distance between the two of you and move in. It was a surprise to you, you’d come home that night ready to open a bottle of wine and pass out on the couch after a hard day at work.

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the japanese dub of ragnarok is one of my favorite things