— Stephen King

This the hardest nigga I ever seen this is true big dick energy

God got him

Wow

Found this short documentary from 2014 about him and his forest:

The man turned that barren land into a whole fucking forest by hand for them. Yet they show no interest in investing in its upkeep nor the desire for financial gain via the coconut industry. I just…🙄

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

“I can’t listen to podcasts that have bad audio and I hate it because I miss out on so many awesome stories but I just can’t.”

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

After Shrek was sheared:

HES SMILING

I legitimately teared up at this

this is so cute

@wordsnquotes

                                    Temples of Knowledge (Series 8)

1. Chatsworth House, Derbyshire, England 

2. Library from the East, University Club, New York, NY 

3. Queen’s College Library, University of Oxford, England

4. Library of Parliament, Canada

5. Edinburgh Library, Edinburgh, Scotland. 

6. The Theological Hall, Strahov Monastery Library, Prague

7. Marsh’s Library. Dublin, Ireland

8. Stanford White Library, Bronx, New York City

9. Shiba Ryotaro Memorial Museum Library, Osaka, Japan

10. Biblioteca Civica di Fermo, Fermo, Italy

My favourite Irish insult is “Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de chnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn!”

Translation?

I hope the devil uses your backbone as a ladder to pick apple’s in the garden of hell

Holy shit Ireland are you ok

There’s also one that directly translates to :

May your friends have a fine day - burying you

That’s metal as fuck

Cursing in Irish is like actually putting a curse on someone

why is this getting notes lmao

because I’m dying of laughter, I need to use these on someone.

Another piece of shit begging for your votes.