this is your captain speaking……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..sorry i’m a little shy to be honest

directioners are the funniest people on earth

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

Hey mutuals friendly reminder that

• I am drowning

• there is no sign of land

• you are coming down with me

• hand in unlovable hand

I can't continue the bit I've decided I want to be loved now

my curse is that everything bothers me and I’m in a state of annoyance and discomfort 80% of the time

When ur friend say something in the groupchat but nobody on so u feel bad and respond so they not left hanging but then they decide not to respond to ur response and now you the one left hanging 

90% of my day is me being nervous

chasing cars by snow patrol really hits harder everytime i listen to it like,, what if i DID just lay here???? would u lie with me and just forget the world??????? please???????????