SALAD CREAM

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

literally how does anyone not believe in aliens

are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh

minion spreading love to you

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

and maddie was dumb

and esteban was a woman

so basically they were their stereotypes

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

when boys are over 6ft»

"you wanted a coke right? Oh a pepsi?? No man we don’t have any pepsi im gunna get you a coke"

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal