welcome to The Situation✨️

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

My early 20's was really me like "I WISH I had the time to eat healthy, sleep, and work out but I just have too many other important things in my life right now" meanwhile I was emotionally absent, disassociating from stress and lack of sleep and nutrition, and totally abandoning myself for an idealized version of me I thought I could become simply by force and willpower

Insane to reflect on like....if you don't take care of yourself you actually CANT show up for anything you love or want

Why doesn't anyone teach us that

but how do you do it if you have no free time

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

via: https://www.threads.net/@transi.torri/

Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

Credit to: The Sedgwick Museum of Earth Sciences

cool flags cool flags cool flags!!! WITH ROCKS

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

One of the only thing the 2000s had going for it was the mythbusters. Those dudes ruled, nobody hated the mythbusters, I mean they hated each other but nobody else hated the mythbusters

An entire generation of scientists, engineers, and psychos with access to amphetamines owe so much to them

Sorry prev, but your tags were good and I felt like everyone should get to read them

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #sorry to be that guy whos so unhealthily obsessed with the mythbusters that i must correct minute inaccuracies #but none of them hated each other. adam and jamie said on many occasions that they respected each other #they just thought of each other as coworkers not friends. they had been coworkers before the show. like they chose to do this together #that just didnt entail friendship for them. they frustrated each other a lot but thats like how working w someone goes #they still see each other and talk sometimes. they even frequently promote each others work #mythbusters /End ID]

I realise a lot of girl’s Gay Awakenings was kiera knightly or kristen stewart which is cool phenomena tbh but I’m rlly interested in other Gay Awakenings like for example mine was morena baccarin in firefly and also gemma artenton in st trinians. CALLING ALL GAYS (boys and nb babes included)!! reblog with ur non kiera/k-stew Gay Awakening!!!

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

Hey babe, let’s get jarried

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids

I love tumblr it’s like living in an au where everyone’s queer except a few cishet exceptions though we’re supportive of their journeys