Oh boy I can’t wait for 

Humans are 75% water. Basically cucumbers with anxiety

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

Every time I try to play fetch with my dog

i love this country

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

i havent posted a selfie in awhile wtf

first of all how dare you

I mean who could win against that amazing strategy???

who has the time for this

this is why alicia keys don’t wear make up no more

when u have an engineering degree but Sephora’s hiring

this post almost made me throw out all my makeup

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

Why did people even make music after Britney released Toxic 

tumblr hasn’t had a site wide glitch in almost a year….i miss dysfunctional tumblr :(

they don’t make em like this anymore

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,