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Dear Geralt of Rivia Thirst Expert, why does Geralt inspire such thirst? What can we learn from his character to create our own thirst traps?

here we go here we go 

TOP 10 REASONS I AM THIRSTY FOR GERALT OF RIVIA

1. premium grade A prime beef

obvs i Appreciate mr. cavill’s dedication to his physique insofar that he dehydrated himself* for three days prior to this scene. like. he did that for us. 

BUT

a girl does not mind some tum-tum. fic authors, take note. give me chomky geralt and i will offer my fealty.

*there’s a joke here somewhere about thirst but i am not writing this post with my upstairs brain

2a. DAD

2b. DADDY

i have been staring at this gif for a solid minute and i shit you not i am tearing up?? i am literally this meme rn

3. big EOE (eating out energy)

i have no canonical evidence of this but i know it in my heart. breakfast, lunch, and dinner, ya feel? 

4. cleans up nice

5. dirties up better

6. AMGRY BOI

7. AMGRIER BOIIIII

8. that lil head tilt

exhibit A, your honor

exhibit B

exhibit C

9. then there’s this fuckign thing

like

10. and lastly, THIS bullshit

when he is actually

tl;dr i am dying in the sahara for geralt of rivia someone help me