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parks and rec meme ♡ seven friendships [5/7] - leslie and april
—You’re a hip young woman with great taste. —And you’re a jazzy cool cat with legs that just won’t quit.
I hope I never get tired of the night sky, of thunderstorms, of watching cream make galaxies in my coffee. This world is ugly. I hope I never grow to be someone who can no longer see the small beautiful things.
Metro/Subway Systems around the world.
Does anyone else with anxiety get that thing where you just want everything to be quiet and when it’s not, you just get really agitated, and people’s voices just start driving you insane?
Yes.
the feeling of deceit
My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and to my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me “Hey listen, there’s a chance he won’t recognize you, but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know — he might be a little shy.” So I came in there, and he just sat right up and he had this big smile on his face. He said ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ I just started to cry, and he looked at me and he saw the tears in my eyes and he just started smiling, and doing bits immediately, to try and make me laugh. He’d jump up and down. And that just made me cry more. And he touched the tears on my face and everything. It was the first real human moment that happened between the two of us. I think he recognized that I was sad and he was essentially forgiving me for being gone so long. That was my best day.
REMINDER THAT IS IS OK TO HAVE:
- stretch marks
- long labia
- a tummy
- love handles
- cellulite
- large areolas
- NO thigh gap
- jiggly thighs
- scars
- body hair
- moles/birthmarks
THESE ARE NOT THINGS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF. THESE ARE NATURAL THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD EMBRACE. THE HUMAN BODY IS BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
step 1 - offer watermelons step 2 - deny watermelons step 3 - ruined friendship
shoutout to all the kids having panic attacks in bathrooms because of oral presentations. shoutout to all the kids who struggle to eat in public. shoutout to all the kids who can’t get out of bed in the morning to go to school. shoutout to every single person who is struggling with a mental disorder and doing their best to live a normal life. you’re going to get through this.
If I date you,
I see myself marrying you.
I see myself building with you.
I see myself growing with you.
I don’t date just to pass time.
I’m dating you because I see potential in you.
If you’re willing to sit in the bathroom & have a full on conversation with me while i’m in the shower, you can just marry me.
listen up freshman babies
on Twitter the #freshmanadvice is terrible and it’s mostly for hazing. but if you’re entering high school I have some advice for you.
• wash your face every night and take of all your makeup.
• do your homework as soon as you get home. I’m serious. I’ve only done it a couple times and I kill myself with all the work I put off.
• procrastination is inevitable but try to avoid it. I’ve had so many avoidable emotional breakdowns.
• if you need help, ask for it.
• study
• that boy/girl who is consuming you entire life right now, probably won’t matter in a couple years. it’ll be okay.
• don’t worry about not being asked to any dances, go with a pack a friends and look fly af. it’ll be okay.
• get involved in things. clubs. sports. theater. chorus. band. there is something for you.
• relax.
• almost every worksheet is online. seriously, just google the title. you’ll probably find it.
• sparknotes is your new best friend.
• the buddy system for notes/homework is always a good plan.
• your grades are important but breathe. you’ll survive even if you get a D on a test. if you don’t get straight A’s. it’ll all be okay.
• don’t date seniors. don’t do it.
• you can do it, it’s not as scary as it seems.
I really wish I’d seen this as a freshman. Gonna try and apply it to college