to the world we dream about

If there’s anything we’ve learned about Alexander Hamilton from one whole year of rap battles and choreographed dance numbers, it’s that he had a lot to say. In fact, the man was so voluble that I’m surprised he doesn’t rise from the grave every time anyone anywhere expresses an opinion just so he can give us his Thoughts on the Subject.

Last time we did this, we condensed the entire hours-long musical into just a few texts. Now we’re focusing on the ten-dollar Founding Father himself, because if you don’t think Hams would’ve triple-texted with impunity, then you can get out of my face.—Elodie 

i love prince eric.  from the little mermaid.  he’s hilarious.  because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy.   most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/heroine.  most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they’ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don’t bring knife to heart directly.  

but then a couple do.  and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen.  like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise?  he’s really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he’s so sweet n everything.

AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!  NO WONDER NO ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!!  ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE “HOLY SHIT DON’T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST!  HE’LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!”

i love him

Disney Princesses wearing Flower Crowns series! 🌺🌼🌻👑🌹🌸💐 I really hope you like them!

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

spot the difference

Im deceased.

update: still not anyone’s first priority

idk who i relate to more, Steve Rogers who is willing to pull a helicopter out of the sky for Bucky, or Bucky Barnes who got so sidetracked by Steve’s muscles he forgot he was trying to fly the helicopter away

#THERE WAS A NEW ANGLE OF THIS KISS IN THE RECAP #NOBODY TOUCH ME

In case you didn’t have enough pain, here’s an evolution of Captain Swan talking behind bars.

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

Eliza: who did this Alexander did yoU KNOOOOOOW

Alexander: 

geniusbee:

oh

my

god

@itcouldbestormpilot @gayblackgeek @brentweichsel

Dont do this

holy shit

Hope is not lost today. It is found.

I relate to anakin skywalker because i, too, would get myself into a bad situation and just continue to dig my own grave rather than ask anyone for help