AU/headcannon/whatever I thought of today: To me, it seems very obvious that around the time that he graduated Sirius went on a spree, basically banging everything that could move (even more than usual). He may have kept in contact with a few of these people, but not all of them. Fast forward to 1993, the year he escapes Azkaban and is in the castle. He probably spent most of his time on the grounds on the border of the Forbidden Forest (in animagus form), just sort of starring at the castle and watching all the students doing their thing. One day a girl catches his eye, and he thinks to himself “wow, she looks sort of like ____, I wonder how she’s doing, I never called her”. As he reminisces about memories of his other sexual escapades and such, the girl and two of her friends jinx one of the Slytherins sitting nearby so that their book flies away or their homework catches fire. The look on her face is something he hasn’t seen in 12 years. Something he usually saw looking back at him in the mirror. It’s only the for the first time in years that he remembered that so long ago, they were both too drunk to remember to use protection

Hi my names Fiona and I'm currently questioning my sexuality 👍🏻

im going to TATINOF tomorrow and I've known I was going for over a month and STILL it doesn't feel real. I can't get excited because it doesn't even feel like it's happening. I mean how could I of all people be seeing to two greatest dorks on the face of the planet like ??? when did this happen

Me: *says something I thought was funny* Someone With A Pole Up Their Ass: AHEBDJD DONT SAY THAT Me: