Jen Jen.

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash

we dont deserve dogs

true

this isn’t a joke 

Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely playable

big pest

the fact that the posts are three minutes apart

emos and ex-emos how we feelin

Me waiting for my joke to land:

If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious

me

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

what

Th e

the dashcon baby

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

great post everybody

I helped!

this whole post feels written by hideo kojima

take that

“Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures..”

“Ah no, it’s a corn”

classic

I have a crush on this girl

“Heard of it” is still iconic