People need to STOP looking at me
Why is this so fucking relatable flsjdfkjsldjfa
me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad
Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:
the most disgusting thing about having a crush is that all your bullshit daydreams now have a face. every single thing you can think of and it’s always the same asshole
me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive
someone: you’re stupid
me: Einstein Wants What I Have
me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube
youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.
not being really overweight but not being thin is a weird place because you never look quite as good as your friends and you’re in that spot that everyone tells you “you’re not fat!” but doesn’t want to say you’re thin and no matter if your weight shifts you always sort of look the same to yourself and in some situations you can hide your appearance but in others its alarmingly obvious, and buying clothes is like a luck of the draw as to if you’ll look thin or huge because it feels like there isn’t an in between
I relate so much it hurts
You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous
reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.
people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven
like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind
what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy
and what they call “objectivity” is really just subjectivity lacking in self awareness
And what they call “common sense” is usually just a series of social biases that they’ve never bothered to analyze or question.
The guys in comments are getting ultra bitter about this. Keep reblogging, y’all.
call it what you want // foster the people
i’m full of love but i’m not soft anymore
liquid last light
by Denny Bitte
An artist