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B is A-sexual

@killmeby40 / killmeby40.tumblr.com

I love Death Note and I'm bad at making puns
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beyond birthday is an unabashed fan of a relatively obscure magical girl manga with a botched understanding of japanese lore and he recites laughing like a pantomime villain every morning and follows women to the bathroom to embellish his persona of the textbook creep and he stores his dinner in a deceased man’s fridge so why does everyone make him out to be just a remorseless killing machine when he’s actually a massive nerd stockpiling characteristics and quirks that he thinks are useful or interesting

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It took L, Near and Mello 37 episodes to arrest Light I’m sorry but the Scooby-Doo gang get shit done in one episode so.

Ancient Death Note Proverb passed down from lux-mea-lex (via analystproductions)

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i think this tennis match has increased our notoriety around here 
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Beyond Birthday: I'm not a... SERIAL killer!
A: ...Wait, why'd you emphasise "serial"?
Beyond Birthday: I did whaaat?
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Beyond: I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person.
Everyone:
Beyond: [prompting] No you're not, Beyond! We still love you, Beyond!
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I DID IT. heavily referenced from nicolas régnier’s painting of st. sebastian.

(how is it that something i did on no sleep is one of the best drawings i’ve ever done…?)

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So apparently Margaret Qualley is playing “the female lead” in the Warner Brothers Death Note adaptation. So not only are they whitewashing another character (to no one’s surprise…) but apparently the female lead isn’t important enough to get a name.

*spontaneously combusts out of rage*

Your, probably-most-likely, Misa Amane, everyone.

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The signs as good things that happened in the DN drama

Aries: Light in a suit
Taurus: Sayu's sass
Gemini: Mogi calling out L's shit
Cancer: Ryuk and Rem dancing to Misa's song
Leo: Kento Yamazaki
Virgo: That guy whose name I forgot who loves Misa
Libra: Near's cute/sassy/evil face
Scorpio: L being like an older brother to Near
Sagittarius: smol Light and Sayu
Capricorn: Light burning to death like he should
Aquarius: Matsuda
Pisces: Homosexuality
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how the fuck does light’s family not hear him screaming about killing people all the time

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American Death Note Movie Predictions:

  • The Yagami’s are now an upper middle class typical suburban family with a chocolate lab dog and have 4 cars 
  • “Bro” will be said 100000 times
  • Potato chips are replaced with Kale chips 
  • Death Note will be an iPhone 6+
  • Ryuk and Rem will be in a relationship 
  • L is going to be the genious from the rival high school
  • Misa’s going to be a feminist and get killed immediately because Light doesn’t have time for empowered women
  • L and Light’s sexual tension will still be VERY present 
  • Basketball replaces tennis 
  • Watari will be L’s grandpa 
  • All names will be changed except Light’s and L’s
  • Matsuda is no longer a police officer but Light’s best friend who offers comic relief 
  • John Greene camo appearence as Lind L. Tailor 
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Monster (Acoustic) - An Original Death Note song 

This is the piano & live vocal arrangement. Based around the Monster speech, I’m working on the studio version! Hope you like it. 

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