Pay Attention To Me

Thanks, I hate it

oh my god

I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

Never have I ever reblogged something so fast and wholeheartedly BE A BITCH IF IT MEANS BEING SAFE, THEY AIN’T WORTH IT

Ok I just made this noise and two of my cats came running in from the next room

Did you have a question for them or were you wasting class time?

Lmao she lookin like “nigga, HELP ME”

just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP

I really wish there was a typo here lol

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Hustlers (2019) | dir. Lorene Scafaria

Me making healthy people uncomfortable by being accepting and open about my chronic illnesses

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom