oh my IQ is 6 billion. interesting. by the way how was your day?

This is a text from a man you met exactly one time

I love this

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later:

I love wisdom

Poor marshmallomute just wants bed. But but… pointy friend is in it. Must not squish pointy friend. Okey I just use this haf then.

“At some point, you grow out of being attracted to that flame that burns you over and over and over again.”

im trying to clean out my school binders and i dont know why but every time i go to throw away schoolwork i always hesitate. ‘what if i want to use this for studying later’ says i, the dumbass, who has not studied, for a single thing, in my entire goddamn life

He practice a licc!! 💕 🌻 💕

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

Hate that post going around where a guy is telling a girl to delete her selfies because she’s not his “type” and just generally being a weirdo nuisance and people are saying “he’s just a parody account” and it’s like.....

idk how to explain to everyone Including the guy running it that once you start actually harassing women online, it’s not a parody. You’re actually the kind of person who harasses women online.

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…