I love @danapatrickphoto!!!
3:59am
was saving this for an emergency but i ran out of snacks
a woman's cycle is full of miracles
does the carpet match the drapes
my autocorrect is more me than I am
Reminders
Dead azz wrong
damn you rick moranis
i think usher found a lump
gonna drink my power-sized juice, take a power dump, then a power nap. it feels good to be healthy
said he was scouting locations for an iranian sci-fi film...
fresh2death
little miss india, WHERE IS SHE NOW
state law says no! to afros?
Most intuitive autocorrect in existence