If I’m Butter, Richie/Eddie, ~12k 

“No, I would’ve remembered this,” Richie says, folding his hand around the un-bandaged parts of Eddie’s hand. The gold ring glints on his pinky.

Eddie explains how he stabbed himself and Richie nearly dies. His laughter sounds like someone peeling out on fresh blacktop.

“Okay, yeah, hyuck it up, you goofy bitch,” Eddie says.

“How many times is that? Four? The universe wants you to be penetrated, Eds,” Richie says. “It cannot get enough of you.”

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

(via @they-bite)

Official Pussy Post

Rugrats | s01e03 “At the Movies”

a minedai tribute featuring @rubdown/boners' tweets about sucking dick and cock

Bonus:

holding hands

raised hands of great finesse, kom ombo temple - egypt // holding hands, persepolis - iran // egyptian colossal of ramesses II and the goddess sekhmet // temple of horus at edfu

PEDRO PASCAL with COLE ESCOLA

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

shoutout to don bluth for creating almost half of this list. also sorry if your favorite isn't on here but also i don't really care because it's my poll. <333

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination

#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won’t stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING

yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them

I’m an inconsequential man Valera. That’s all I’ve ever been.

The swans ring the bell to be fed at the Bishop’s Palace, Wells, Somerset.

The tradition of Swans on the Moat at The Bishop’s Palace( adjacent to Wells Cathedral) goes back to 1870’s when one of Bishop Hervey’s daughters first taught the swans to ring a bell at the Gatehouse for lunch to be fed to them by the caretakers who live in the gatehouse.

You can see the bell just beneath the window of the Gatehouse, with a rope hanging down for the swans to pull.

New generations of swans learn to ring the bell from their parents.

Workers of the world……fuck each other nasty style!!!!!

Walton Goggins as 90s Baby Billy Freeman in THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES