THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!! SPREAD THIS PLS!!!

My gf has now decided that any time we can't sleep at night it's because we are bearwatching

She has a point

A goddamn legend walks among us

living with mental illness is like,, everyone is going forward.. and I’ve made… the smallest of progress over two damn years… and sometimes, I’m even going backwards

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation 

I’m in this photo and I’m trying to make everyone else like it.

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

One must vogue before entering the water

It’s not (just) to seal your nose! It’s to prevent your neck from breaking! We learned this in lifeguarding (? or diving. I don’t remember). Tuck your chin to your chest and hold it there with your arms. Works for any jump from a very high hight into water! And cross your (straight) legs! So they don’t splay out and break! 

Do JoJo pose before the waterfall

i want a life

wire mother...

trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed

buy every sandwich just in case

RELEASE YOUR INHIBITION

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN! 

NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU!

NO ONE ELSE CAN LET IT IN!

S/o to my mom just cuz