Mi revoltijo virtual

how it feels liking and reblogging posts

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

Oh hi guys we finally get that ianthony kiss we have been waiting

I love ianthony

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

Not on the side of "paying creators no matter what" nor "driving a tesla and living in LA makes one part of the bourgeoisie" but a secret third thing (normal)

Watcher fans are actually insufferable. I don’t care if you’re poor nobody is entitled to ANYONES art or work for free. It doesn’t matter if it was free in the past, you don’t have to buy it or support but that doesn’t mean they’re wrong for doing so. Were some of their comments tone deaf? 100% but that’s not an excuse to be wildly racist while putting your favourite white boy on a pedestal. Also stop acting like they’re these multiple billionaires the money they make also goes to their employees, rent utilities for their sets and office, to creating their videos etc. everyone saying they don’t want or care about higher production value good for you but have you ever considered that they care? That they want to grow and experiment as artists and creatives? Also stop trying to hold your “support” over their heads. Everytime you have supported them financially you got something out of it. You bought merch? Guess what you got merch. Bought their patron? You got exclusive or early access content. Watched an ad? You got an otherwise free video. Maybe these guys don’t want to have to be “sponsor friendly” and work with brands maybe they want to be able to make content based on what they want.

Tldr: y’all are racist and whiney so please shut up x

I’m exhausted and very annoyed that because I started interacting with these Watcher posts then now I’m seeing more of them and they are VILE. Like I just keep seeing the same variations of feeling betrayed, believing that their response is ‘not genuine,’ and ultimately that this company needs to acquiesce to the whims of babes.

I’ll lay it out for you quick kids, the same way y’all are bitching about the recession and not having money is the same way that that small business needs to ensure that their revenue streams are enough to pay their employees fair wages, be able to afford overhead costs, and be able to afford to produce content for you big ass babies. Some of y’all need to seriously think about the parasocial relationship you’ve built in your head with these people and realize that they don’t owe you shit. They made a perfectly normal business decision to pivot away from using a third party platform, that stays fucking shit up for creatives btw, to make a bespoke platform to hopefully increase their revenue and cut out the middle man. Like that decision was the most normal ass shit and y’all lost your goddamn minds.

Also to be clear for anyone who has read this far, I’m not even a fan of Watcher, just fucking tired of people dogpiling small companies for trying to increase their profit margin when there are whole mega corporations to be blaming for this late stage capitalist hellscape. Watcher isn’t the reason you can’t afford the 6 bucks a month for their content and you should really take a hard look at why you think they should cut their shows, lay off employees, or do anything that fucking drastic to ensure that you personally can afford to watch their content.

Ian and Anthony visiting their younger self's but Anthony's Changes was too much for 2005 Anthony to handle it 😂

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

I'm cursing my followers with this one, bestie

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

I'm cursing my followers with this one, bestie