The immortals are getting bold.
One of those is… Weird Al…
Weird Al has barely aged since the 90s, why is anyone surprised he’s immortal
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The immortals are getting bold.
One of those is… Weird Al…
Weird Al has barely aged since the 90s, why is anyone surprised he’s immortal
y'all remember the “i wont hesitate bitch” vine?? whfbNdbnsvdhs
Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
FOOD
SHELTER
HYGIENE
OTHER
Reblog to literally save a life
if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles
Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.
Save a life reblog
i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess
also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.
Need me a squad like this
Grey shirt had me feelin things
im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol
i need to watch this like five times so i can see everyone do their thing bc this is amazing
WHO ARE THEY
black shirt: heath hussar gray shirt: zane hijazi blue shirt:elton castee white shirt: toddy smith plaid shirt:scotty sire
Oh my fucking god
ME
i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg
my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him
It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!
He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)
Quality rooster
If the devil has a pitchfork and the grim reaper has a scythe, is agriculture a major industry in the underworld?
My family ranted to me last night about how they think Donald Trump is the only responsible person trying to run for president and they think “everyone supports him”.
I want to prove them wrong.
I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY
i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life
OH MY GOD