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nicole "to wish to be someone else, is to waste the person that you are." - austin carlile I'm here to help with anything you need. 24/7+
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dadstevewrites

someone gimme the famous model and her famous actor fuck buddy. they’re very active on social media and often post instagrams and tweets about each other, making everyone think they’re a couple, but they’re really just friends. gimme where she lives in NYC and he lives in LA and they’re both sleeping with other people on the side but no one quite matches up to the other. gimme them finally getting together and going through the struggle of long distance and dating in the public eye. gimme smut of them fucking at parties and events and in limos. GIMME.

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skygenders

Fox news just @ me next time

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

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casperwrites
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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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tumblgang
  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
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skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

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seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

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iamnotaduckyet

any post about a “group chat” just reminds me of how it feels like everybody in the world already has their little group of friends and i’m just kinda constantly floating in and out of people’s outer circles, so even if they consider me their friend they’d be just fine without me since they have so many people they like more than me

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versacejin

don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

can’t risk this

Jeonghan no

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17-scenarios

seungkwan im coming for you buddy

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fy17trash

Can’t risk this sorry

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hoshi-u-love-me

Doing this for hoshi

SUGA IM COMING

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btslovestrong

Kookieeee <3

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kpop-anabell

FML.. IT SHOWED UP AGAIN! I JUST CAN’T RISK THIS! I HAVE TO REBLOG AGAIN! I’M SORRY!

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we-hate-bts

HOBI, CHANYEOL, JACKSON, KAI, TAE, RAP MONEY, BEENZINO, ZION T., CRUSH, GIRIBOY, YUGYEOM, JAEBUM, WOOZI, MINGYU, N, JONGHYUN, ONEW, ZELO,….

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btssmutandfluff

Yoongi, Namjoon, Chanyeol, and Kai. I’m coming babies.

UGH I’M DOING THIS FOR ALL OF BTS

Lol CANT RISK IT

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chokemejimin

ok I met BIGBANG after reblogging this so you all better reblog

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seventeensmutyeah

AHHHH

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lonelycoolllama

I must see them no matter who

JUNG JAEHYUN WILL MARRY ME THIS CAN’T HAPPEN

the lag is real. CHOI SEUNGCHEOL, KIM MINGYU, JEON WONWOO, PARK JIMIN, MIN YOONGI, PARK CHANYEOL KIM MINSEOK NOTICE ME PLIS

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jeju-boy-boonon

Maybe i can run to South Korea

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maleficenttm

I just need to say this really fast

if you ever need someone to talk to, I don’t give a shit about “mutuals”, if we’ve never spoken before, fuck you don’t even need to follow me, if you need someone, you can come to me. I don’t care if it’s 5pm or 5am, if you need someone you can come to me. whether it’s to vent or cry or you need advice, or even if you’re upset and you just need someone to help get your mind off of it by headcanon screaming or you want to watch a movie or curl up on dis/cord and listen to music, you come get me. you will never be bothering me, you will never upset me, I’m here for you. 

I’m here for you if you need someone

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harleenqzel

An assortment of ‘apartment’ plots I need:

The walls are paper thin and…

  • The walls are paper thin and I can always hear you having sex and honestly idk if i’m more jealous because i’m not getting any or irritated because it’s keeping me up at night?
  • The walls are paper thin and you’re always singing in the shower, and honestly you’re terrible but idk how to tell you, so I’ve just started to play music over you but you seem to know every song and it only makes you sing louder??
  • The walls are paper thin and you just heard the brutal break up of me and my ex, and now you’re trying to comfort me through the walls and it’s kinda awkward but it’s also helping so?
  • The walls are paper thin and every night I watch jeopardy and I guess you’re really smart because every night you shout out the correct answer and at this point I’m not sure there’s a question you can’t answer?
  • The walls are paper thin and I hear you having obnoxious parties every night, and I would be mad but at the end of it all I can hear you crying yourself to sleep and i’m actually kind of worried about this lifestyle you’re living?
  • The walls are paper thin and i’m not even really sure how it started but every night we have conversations about our day over dinner and at this point idk why I haven’t just invited you over? 

You broke into my apartment… (also works the other way around)

  • You were drunk and you broke into my apartment and I would call the cops but you’re kind of out like a light so I’d kind of feel bad but you bet your ass i’ll be waiting for you to wake up until morning so I can ask who the fuck you are?
  • You were drunk and you broke into my apartment and when you found out this wasn’t your friend’s apartment you started crying and I really don’t know what to do?
  • You were drunk and you climbed in through my apartment window and I’m not really sure how you managed it because not only is the fire escape broken but you are really fucking plastered? Please, teach me your skills?
  • You broke into my apartment to avoid something and you won’t really tell me what it is and i’m actually kind of afraid you might be a murderer so why shouldn’t I call the cops?
  • You snuck into my apartment to avoid your ex while my door was open for groceries and I got so scared I spilled the milk everywhere?
  • You broke into my apartment while I was out for whatever reason and when I came home I knocked you out and now you’re unconscious on my floor and idk what to do?

We always see each other in the elevator…

  • We always see each other in the elevator during our walk of shame and it’s gotten to the point where we just share our escapades now and why haven’t we slept together yet?
  • We always see each other in the elevator and it’s inanely awkward because we both live on the top floor of this really tall apartment complex and we always ride in silence because the one time I tried talking to you I fucked up REALLY bad.
  • We always see each other in the elevator and now we’ve gotten stuck because of a power outage so really, I guess we should get to know one another at this point.
  • We always see each other in the elevator and it’s blatantly obvious you’re terrified of them even if you insist you aren’t.
  • We always see each other in the elevator and I know it’s you who didn’t hold the elevator the one time I was carrying something really heavy and I swear, I will get my revenge.
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Anonymous asked:

What type of RP is on your mind?

I'm super down to do like a small town RP.

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apocalypsii-blog

someone give me “you live in the apartment across the hall and you’re so fucking hot but i get so awkward around you even though you act completely normal and i stutter every.time. you’re out of my league anyway but then one night my stupid roommate locks me out and i forget my key and you see me sitting the hallway so you invite me in. and obviously i say yes but holy crap what is happening” plot pretty pls

#CAN I GET A BIG BANG THEORY 1X1 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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