Your future self is talking shit about you

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living 

this is so accurate im crying

im starting to irritate myself with my poor mental health like damn can a bitch just keep it together for a minute

I’ll have one of each please

please keep me in your prayers guys, nothing happened i just want a fatter ass😔

My last two brain cells watching me make another bad decision

Honestly, nothing broke my heart more than Shangela’s face when she heard that she was not in the final two. 

a guy: here’s a pic of my cock… does that make you hard?

Me:

I’M SPINNING

HURT

When you suck his dick and make him nut too quick

Brb looking for all the girls who reblogged this

You’re only going to find gays but good luck I guess

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

larry the lobster next question

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

Floundr bio I’m out

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too