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Lush

me, as a relationship counselor: have u tried using the 😘emoji?

are there people who like… don’t live in constant fear that all of their friends all secretly hate them and are constantly annoyed by everything they do??? how???

life is a try not to kill yourself challenge

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.

I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

someone: hey how are you?

me, dissociating: no

In the good old days you could look up a recipe without having to read a person’s life story first.

Lُهvو 🕊… #morocco #sunset #home (à Marrakech-مراكش الحمراء)