Mommy to a perfect baby girl

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

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no offense but let bisexual girls talk about boys like… y'all praise us when we gush about other girls but when we mention a cute boy y'all call us straight… like how do you expect bisexuals to feel comfortable with themselves if you only show validation for part of their attraction?? it just doesn’t make sense??

same with bi boys who dare mention a girl they like. please. dont fucking force people to ignore a part of their sexuality just because you’re looking for any excuse to exclude someone.

as a customer thats fair to be honest

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

That is the host

Woke my cat up from his nap.

oh hot damn

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

i love a bitch who look like she can fight

Softest Things and Lonely Feelings // ma.ca.