Babbles

You know what, Denethor?! Lay off Faramir! He’s twice the man you’ll ever be! No one loves his country or his people more, no one serves them more diligently! You’d do well to emulate him!

DANG IT DENETOR EMULATE I SAID EMULATE NOT IMMOLATE-

You know, Catholics, we're like roaches (spring up everywhere)

"Chronological snobbery" is such a fun way to describe a very real pet peeve of mine.

Just because I'm catholic and don't post gore and porn doesn't mean I'm normal.

a post even a mutual couldn't love

Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

Gandalf being sent back to Middle earth because his purpose was not yet fulfilled is like if you called in dead to work and your boss was like "You're on the schedule until the end of the 3rd age we need you to be a team player. Also the shift lead quit to pursue evil doings so here's a manager uniform."

NaPoWriMo #24: A poem that starts with a line from another poem

Because I could not stop for Death I simply never died His Carriage can't catch up with me However hard he's tried.

I've just got too much life to live Too many things to see To leave our grand and glorious world For Immortality

Perhaps a couple hundred years Will rob my life of zest But until then I will decline To be the Reaper's guest

So let him chase me 'cross the ways Past lands of setting sun I plan to stay one step ahead And revel in the fun

Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

The era of the grind is OVER.

Start NOIRMAXXING.

-Use as FEW lights as possible

-BUY shoulder holster

-Drink EXCLUSIVELY coffee and hard liquor

-STARE at the past as every memory of her plays out in front of a dimly lit wall, a saccharine sweet waking nightmare of what could've been.

-JAZZ!

I've started a charity to raise money for confused or exasperated cowboys. Please consider donating to the What In Foundation

denis villeneuve just announced that they're changing the design of the dune logo for the second movie. here's the rough draft

Farnsworth: So let’s simulate what would happen if responsible employee and confirmed wet blanket Turanga Leela was just a negligible fraction more impulsive.

[Story about Leela killing her way through all her coworkers except Fry, who she seduces so he’ll stay quiet.]

All employees of Planet Express including Leela and Fry: Next time could you invent a machine that tells us something we don’t know