great googly moogly

*makes this noise at you*

Just gonna leave this here

gay purple bitch

the blue shell heading toward me in mario kart:

Luigi is a very supportive bro who has his priorities straight.

just remembered last summer when one of our old lady neighbors realized i was on testosterone and asked me if i liked cars and when i said no she was like “oh haha you will”

hormone that makes you like cars

This isn’t funny, okay? I need to know what they did to you. Are you gonna die on us? 

Steve and Dustin in “Chapter Four: The Sauna Test”

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back