Is this phrase witty enough?

little stuff for the Character Design Challenge of March

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

Literally the only reason people think the past was all white is racism in Hollywood. All the images of the past that you think are accurate from TV shows & movies produced during Jim Crow are actually fictional representations of what racists wanted the world to...

*looks at a cat* Holy shit, look at this masterpiece. he’s amazing. i love him. holy shit i can’t believe it.

important

So in love with this disguise pen!

Classic 90s anime transformation brooch on the outside, Crystal’s version inside, my favorite brooches all in one ❤️

Traditional Chinese clothes, hanfu, in Tang dynasty style. Photos by 清辉阁 Qinghuige.  This type is ruqun(襦裙), see hanfu types.

You know what’s fun? Reclaiming your femininity after years of feeling and acting like you couldn’t be “girly” because “girly” things were “bad.” Man I’ll fuck you up with red lipstick on while wearing a sun dress and drinking a wine cooler, don’t think I won’t.

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll punch you in the face.

Kotori Café!

Touch Isolation: How Homophobia Has Robbed All Men Of Touch

Platonic touch is crucial to human development and happiness, and this article discusses the damage done to everyone when two men can’t casually touch without fear of backlash, and when the burden of physical affection is solely placed on women.

One interesting about modern Indian culture is that, because affection between couples in public is taboo, hand-holding and other platonic physical affection between same-sex friends is not sexualized or read as a gay act. So you can regularly see pairs of male or female friends walking down the street holding hands, or laying across each other at the park. It’s strange to see how the repression of romantic expression between straight couples has affected same-sex couples ability to express their friendship (or secret romance) in public.

Here are some photos to illustrate the last point.  Check out the guy’s shirt in the last pic btw

I wonder, thinking about this again, how colonization fits into the practice/history/culture of platonic touch.

I have zero patience for rude old people I don’t care if you’re a senior I’ll fucking fight you lets see what moves they taught your wrinkled ass in the war of 1812 talk shit get hit

when you hug your straight friend but he forgets to say no homo