yeah

I fucking hate this guy

It's the little things

No

The no shoes, the wrong looking saw blades, too many coals, the grater still having plastic. So many many little things together in a horrid tapestry.

Reblog to give your occ health and safety guy a stroke

This dude that works at my local taco bell says "tacotastic" and when i asked for a chalupa he said "beef steak or chicken which are you pickin"

I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said "sure i dont pay for it" and the first time i saw him we asked if he was doing ok and he said "no i work here"

Minecraft will feminize you for some reason

goodnight

This is making me go insane

*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

wait no its cracks knuckles

wait no its cry myself to sleep

dont reblog this stop it

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

op u live up to ur username

im going to go shower please watch the reactor core for me while im gone

don’t be mad but something happened at the reactor core

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

This is a good sentiment that I agree with but I have just the right chemical inbalance that this emoji is sending me into hysterics

Flareon’s Playing with Fire

reborn in the crucible of despair, the thirst for annihilation grows stronger with every passing beat of a heart charred black.

ok

is the product you want to buy a beverage?