Secrets Of The Taurus Sign… // Life Of The Taurus

why isnt anyone dating me id be such a cute girlfriend yall are missin out

Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche at TEDxEuston (via messyandscattered)

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Last year’s Valentines Day movie was 50 Shades of Grey and this year it’s Deadpool, good to see we learn from our mistakes

I feel like the super bowl is to theatre people what Christmas is for Jews … We all go out for Chinese food and wonder what the hell is going on

Disney’s Live-Action Beauty and the Beast (2017) Teaser Poster.

do you ever say something so bitchy that you’re like damn i need to chill lol

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

This is literally the first thing you learn in crisis management

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend

i think its the season finale

*breaks into Disneyland during the purge*

*and steals all the merch*

*save the small world children slaves*

*wear Ariel’s dress and skip around the park*

*swims in The Rivers Of America*

*climbs Sleeping Beauty Castle*

*eats all of the Mickey Premium Bars*

*flies on Tinkerbell’s firework zipline*

*sleeps in the cinderella castle suite*

*drink with the animatronic Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride while I sit on his lap surrounded by all his jewels*

Wrapping up the Superbowl this year it seems the clear winner was The Football, having scored every point in the game. Congratulations Football.

I love seeing men gush about their relationships and the women they love. It’s time for the whole trope of men hating being married/ viewing relationships as things holding them back. Amen for men uplifting their women and their relationship. Amen for men getting choked up and ready eyes thinking about the one they love. Amen for men thinking of the woman they are with as their best friend.

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