nsfw mentions such as : blood, death, murder, threats, sexual themes may be present.

• “   You’re so weird,  _____.  But I like it.   ”
• “   This is the part where you leave.   ”
• “   It’s important for me to understand people’s motivations.   ”
• “   Do you worship the Devil?   ”
• “   Are you a werewolf or what?   ”
• “   There are no tracks.  ”
• “   Stay out of the way and let nature takes it course.   ”
• “   There’s no way to help him/her/them, even if we knew who it was?   ”
• “   What are you not telling me?   ”
• “   Nobody needs your fucking money.   ”
• “   I’m highly medicated.   ”
• “   How many funerals have you been to?   ”
• “   WHAT IF we stop beginning sentences with those two words?   ”
• “   I’m just saying, there’s the right way then there’s the foolish way.  ”
• “   Guys…  look,  it’s baby bump and teen wolf.   ”
• “   Nobody gives a shit what happens out here,  ‘cept us,  right?   ”
• “   Do you have any idea what we may be looking for?   ”
• “   Let’s split up,  I’ll go this way.   ”
• “   Pull the trigger. Find out.   ”

• “   You can say what you want.   ”
• “   Everyone has secrets locked behind closed doors somewhere.   ”
• “   It’s been a while, _____. I thought you forgot about me.   ”
• “   First you pay then we play.  ”
• “   I’m not interested in damaged goods.   ”
• “   How about someone who might be a type A?  ”
• “   I knew there was a reason why I hated everything about him/her/them.   ”
• “   You are hungry, aren’t you?   ”
• “   The thirst came right along with you, there’s no running from it.   ”
• “   I would give anything, ANYTHING, not to be your son/daughter.   ”
• “   You,  ______,  are anything but normal.   ”
• “   Before you fuck things up for all of us, come to me.   ”
• “   I know exactly what you are.   ”
• “   ______ is a whole pile shit of evil you don’t begin to understand.  ”
• “   If you hurt him/her, I will put so much pain on you, you will never get well.   ”
• “   It will end very badly for you if you don’t.   ”
• “   I am going to feed your child. Unless, you want to do it.   ”
• “   I was with _____ and yes, we slept together.  ”
• “   Where would we be without our secrets?   ”

• “   I have a special gift for defining assholes.   ”
• “   Why me?  Why not go to the police?   ”
• “   I gotta know, otherwise, I can’t do my job.   ”
• “   I will do everything in my power to protect you from him/her/them.  ”
• “   It’s just us now, so we got to look out for each other.   ”
• “   You destroyed my life’s work.   ”
• “   There’s something their not telling me.   ”
• “   Anything I come up with, you’ll be the first to know.   ”
• “   What’s wrong?  Shut it down.  ”
• “   I know it hurts, he/she/they left me to, you know.   ”
• “   Find it in your heart to forgive him/them/her, I’m not quite there yet.   ”
• “   You say that like it’s a bad thing.   ”
• “   Are you really going to answer that?   ”
• “   It’s going to be ugly and I’m going to have to live with it.  ”
• “   It doesn’t work like that. I’m sorry, I can’t help you.   ”
• “   It will end very badly for you if you don’t.   ”
• “   You said you didn’t want to be involved, considered yourself not involved.   ”
• “   You had nothing, you were nothing, you want to step to me, motherfucker?  ”
• “   I promise you, we’re going to get out of here, alright?   ”

• ❝ begone, thot. ❞
• ❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞
• ❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞
• ❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞
• ❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞
• ❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞
• ❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞
• ❝ THEN PERISH. ❞
• ❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞
• ❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞
• ❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞
• ❝ ball is life. ❞
• ❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞
• ❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞
• ❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞
• ❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞
• ❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞
• ❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞
• ❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞
• ❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞
• ❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞
• ❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞
• ❝ pretzels is the same. ❞
• ❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞
• ❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞
• ❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞
• ❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞
• ❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞
• ❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞
• ❝ move, i’m gay. ❞
• ❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞
• ❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞
• ❝ kachow! ❞
• ❝ guess i’ll die. ❞
• ❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞
• ❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞
• ❝ chipotle is my life. ❞
• ❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞
• ❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞
• ❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞

• ‘stay for me.’
• ‘what’s this between us?’
• ‘i don’t want your apology.’
• ‘you know i have feelings for you.’
• ‘yeah, i remember the drill.’
• ‘you’ve never hurt me. ever.’
• ‘then leave her/him/them. at home.’
• ‘i don’t believe it.’
• ‘this is breaking my heart.’
• ‘you met me at a very strange time in my life.’
• ‘what keeps you up at night?’
• ‘i wish you were here.’
• ‘i let you down.’
• ‘something strange happened here.’
• ‘you’re not safe here.’
• ‘i wasn’t ready to say goodbye.’
• ‘we are not the same, and never will be.’
• ‘don’t touch me.’
• ‘is it my fault?’
• ‘i’m not like them.’
• ‘i forgot my name again.’
• ‘i don’t know who i am.’
• ‘your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.’
• ‘are you still alive?’
• ‘i don’t like being told what to do.’
• ‘am i making you uncomfortable?’
• ‘nobody cares if you don’t go to the party.’
• ‘it was supposed to be fun, and you ruined it.’
• ‘where the hell are my friends?’
• ‘stop pretending life doesn’t terrify you.’

• “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.”
• “I made my money the old fashioned way… I got run over by a Lexus.”
• “These are the Black Eyed Peas and I finally killed them. It’s a Christmas miracle.”
• “Hey, you know who should wear these shoes? Monkeys.”
• “As you remember, I’m [NAME], and this is [DIFFERENT NAME], my 65 year old grandmother/grandfather.”
• “If I’m murdered tonight, start the investigation with those two.”
• “I look like a pregnant baby.”
• “I don’t care about that prize. I’m gonna win because I want his/her happiness to go away.”
• “I didn’t win, but at least I didn’t make any new friendships.”
• “I love Ritalin and have low self-esteem.”
• “I will give 110% as soon as you repeat yourself in a way more interesting way.”
• “To replace you, I’m going to have to build a scarecrow replica of you and take it to the movies.”
• “Everything hurts. Running is impossible.”
• “It would suck for a while and I would miss you while you were gone, but as I’ve known about you for the past 20 seconds, this is your dream.”
• “Your forehead is all sweaty. That’s gross, but I still like you.”
• “It’s roughly the size of a 2 year old if they were liquified in a cup.”
• “Punk-ass book jockeys.”
• “Good morning, [NAME]. How did you sleep? I adopted 32 dogs and cats. Do you want pancakes?”
• “I love games that turn people against each other.”
• “I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.”
• “We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work, or waffles, friends and work. But work has to come third.”
• “I seriously can’t emphasize how little we’ve thought about this.”
• “Is that a pig?”
• “Did you grow up in the woods?”
• “That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”
• “Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.”
• “I didn’t recognize us without me because I’m the only one that matters.”
• “I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.”
• “Oh my god, I wonder who else was born in Eagleton… Voldemort, probably.”
• “Did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?”
• “A vegan is gonna physically attack me?”
• “One whip cream bottle is for baking. The other is for directly in the mouth.”
• “Either way, it was her/his fault because s/he was stupid and boring and I hated her/him.”
• “You- you wash your clothes in bubble bath?”
• “[NAME], you’re a softie, but on the inside, you’re a straight up boss.”
• “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
• “Bubble bath, clothes soap, same thing.”
• “I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I didn’t know why, so I made a list of everything I did and I’m gonna try not to do any of them ever again.”
• “I am usually not one for speeches, so goodbye.”
• “I’m curious, when will you be bringing out the lasers for me to play with?”
• “There’s been a mistake. I’ve been given the food that my food eats.”
• “I thought about this a lot. I actually think that you should get a Hello Kitty tattoo.”
• “I’m going to win you a million teddy bears.”
• “I got my ankle microwaved.”
• “This monitor is not a toy, [NAME].”
• “I’m not crying! I’m allergic to jerks!”
• “I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same.”
• “I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.”
• “Being a responsible adult sucks butts.”
• “I’m going to murder you a thousand times.”
• “I dig your groovy tunes, man.”
• “Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?”
• “You’re nice…. I can see why s/he likes you.”
• “When I get bummed out, I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me sweaty.”
• “If I had to have a stripper name, it would be Equality.”
• “Everything hurts, and I’m dying.”
• “I would like a glass of red wine, and I’ll take the cheapest one because I can’t tell the difference.”
• “Oh, I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless, nothing matters, and I’m always tired.”
• “I had to fight a squirrel.”
• “When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is.”
• “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything.”
• “I made you five bologna sandwiches- and yes, I used cookies instead of bread.”
• “[NAME], I typed your symptoms into the thing here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”
• “There’s one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk.”
• “Hopefully, that will help you with any problems that arise around your….. boob hats.”
• “Whenever [NAME] asks me the Latin names of plants, I just give her/him the names of rappers.”
• “I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.”
• “I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!”