the family disappointment xox

*nervously calls crush bro*

Raspberry Cheesecake Mousse

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

when they whip out the dick and u realize they weren’t lying about how big it was

The Golden Gauntlet, Henri III of France’s armour (details), c.1550

Allan Gardens, Toronto | Ian

So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

This was a thrill from start to finish

heh

arf.

Me passing a truck when I drive

It’s even worse when you’re driving between two of em at the same time lmfao

@noongooflores 😭😭😭

@werewolfmali

SMH

*** by Andrey Vasiliev