your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

What happened here

You ever regret reblogging a post?..

Carol Danvers + helmet

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

✔️Who’s gonna be Batman, nobody knows, fuck even DC doesn’t know, it could even be me

✔️Henry Cavill drops Superman

✔️Cyborg solo movie cancelled? I don’t even know at this point

✔️Two Joker movies cuz why the fuck not even tho fans hated Jared’s Joker

DC headquarters:

At this point Flashpoint is a MUST

I love math

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

Doe Zantamata (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

LPT: How to Get Away With Murder

I’d like to give a very big fuck you to anyone who talks badly about janitors, trashmen, maids, house cleaners,ect.

Lego Star Wars Episode 1 Chapter 1 My First Video

After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.

Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.

Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

I cannot fucking believe this, she was a 19-year-old Kurdish woman with a name. NINETEEN-fucking-years-old and she led an all-female battalion against known ISIS groups in Syria, and they comment on her appearance before her rank, her age and don’t even use her fucking name? RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

So disrespectful. 

RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.