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     orlcndo

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        ❝Hey, KIDDO, you’re barkin’ up the wrong tree.    There isn’t a n y b o d y         in this town who’s gonna convert to anything other than what they already         are. Fuckin’ LUTHERANS, man.❞
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               “ Uh                      oh- kay!      I’m sure I could change your mind,                though - SIR - if you would like to take a few minutes out of your                day to hear me out ! 

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musingmemes

   jealous / possessive  meme

  • you’re mine. you hear me?
  • were you with him/her? ” 
  • why is she/he calling you?
  • do they know we’re together?
  • were you with him/her?
  • i don’t want you seeing them anymore
  • did she/he make a pass at you?
  • i know you were with her/him
  • you belong to me
  • i can’t believe you were with her/him
  • i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you
  • im NOT jealous
  • i thought you only had eyes for me
  • he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel
  • you’re too good for her/him 
  • is there someone else?
  • you were flirting with them
  • they were flirting with you
  • i don’t want you talking to them again
  • i can’t stop picturing you with him/her
  • the thought of you with him/her makes me sick
  • tell me i have nothing to worry about
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    “Oh, UTAH! That’s really nifty! Most of the     people from my CHURCH are from Utah!     But I’ve been in Ohio my whole life, yeah.     Well, I went to Pennsylvania for a theatre     conference once, but besides that, just Ohio!”
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                  “ Would you happen to be Mormon?   Because I am, too!                   Can’t say I’ve really been anywhere besides Utah & HERE,                   though.

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     ‘ I DON’T remember inviting the special underwear squad to this party. what are YOU doing showing your disgusting little face here? ‘
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                Okay  that was--  really rude, um..             I’m here with Veronica.                 Is there a problem with that? 

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Obscure Disney Starters

  1. “You’re my very best friend.”
  2. “We’ll always be friends forever, won’t we?”
  3. “Darling, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.”
  4. “I’ll let you go this one time.”
  5. “Those days are over.”
  6. “If it’s the last thing I do, I’ll get you for this!”
  7. “Why are you so freakishly annoying?”
  8. “You don’t know what it’s like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.”
  9. “I promise, I will never try to be good again.”
  10. “It’s “make your mamas proud” time!”
  11. “I’m bad, and that’s good! I will never be good, and that’s not bad! There’s no one I’d rather be than me.”
  12. “If you die outside of your own game, you don’t regenerate. EVER! Game over.”
  13. “I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.”
  14. “News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!”
  15. “I should thank you. But… it’d be more fun to kill you!”
  16. “Look down there. Tell me what you see.”
  17. “You win. Come on. I’ll take you home.”
  18. “But remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection.”
  19. “Haven’t you a family?”
  20. “Aw, come on, kid. Start building some memories.”
  21. “I thought you were right behind me. Honest.”
  22. “Just name your price, dear.”
  23. “Come now, I’m being more than generous.”
  24. “I’m not sleepy. I’m hungry.”
  25. “Why, I wouldn’t stay here if you asked me to.”
  26. “All this has happened before, and it will all happen again.”
  27. “This time you’ve gone too far!”
  28. “I came to listen to your stories.”
  29. “We’ve so little time; we sail in the morning.”
  30. “You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!”
  31. “It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.”
  32. “I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.”
  33. “You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.”
  34. “Well, when one’s lost, I suppose it’s good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you.”
  35. “If I listened earlier, I wouldn’t be here.”
  36. “What do you know about this unfortunate affair?”
  37. “All ways here are my ways!”
  38. “In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.”
  39. “What’s the matter my dear, don’t you care for tea?”
  40. “Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!”
  41. “It’s not *entirely* hopeless.”
  42. “You look as if you’re in some kind of trouble.”
  43. “You’re a cheap fraud and impostor!”
  44. “Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won’t you?”
  45. “I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.”
  46. “You should have chosen your friends more carefully.”
  47. “Isn’t it clear to you? The superior mind has triumphed! I’ve won!”
  48. “I was just wonderin’, are we good guys or bad guys?”
  49. “I knew it! I knew this would happen! I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldn’t listen. You just had to.”
  50. “You don’t just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say, “Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?” No, it just isn’t done that way.”
  51. “Why, someday, you’ll be called a great hero.”
  52. “Wait a minute. There’s a law against robbing royalty. I’ll catch you later.”
  53. “Of course you’ve been robbed!”
  54. “Surely he must know how much I really love him.”
  55. “Ah, stop worrying. This disguise will fool my own mother.”
  56. “I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I come in?”
  57. “That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.”
  58. “I don’t want your help, I want you safe.”
  59. “Won’t you please be my prisoner, please, please, please!”
  60. “Why do I not have the surprised feeling?”
  61. “Your mother can’t be with you anymore.”
  62. “Don’t look back! Keep running! Keep running!”
  63. “I have to do this and we are running out of time!”
  64. “The ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.”
  65. “You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it.”
  66. “All my years. No one’s ever done anything like this for me.”
  67. “You know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you, it is going to be a very long night!”
  68. “So, we got ourselves a deal?”
  69. “This is just a minor setback in a major operation!”
  70. “I can’t believe that I’m doing this.”
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              Heather let out a laugh at his shriek then takes a few steps in               front of him, her stiletto heel nearly landing right on the religious               equivalent of self insert fan fic. She looks down at him and speaks               in the same manner.
               “ You obviously didn’t get the memo the first time so I’ll speak s l o w l y :                   No bible thumping spaziods allowed in my stairwell. Do you understand                   or should i translate it to Old English? ”
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                Kevin was almost sure that he had NEVER felt anything that even                  compared  to the spike of pure  FEAR  that hit him  thinking  she                 was going to step on the Book.       Let  her  impale his hand with                 her heels;  the instant she wasn’t stepping on it,  he was quick to                 grab onto it, clutch it close & begin moving back onto his feet.                      Well I’m  SORRY  but---  but this really isn’t YOUR stairwell                      and I needed to get to class and--           I’m not any of those things!

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