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Beware the Grumble Bumble

@shellysbees-blog / shellysbees-blog.tumblr.com

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Alright. So this blog is officially dead. I’ll q this to post again during waking hours. But if we are/were friends/mutuals and I didn’t give you my new URL feel free to message me for it. It may take me some time to reply just because I’m not on this blog anymore

It’s been fun <3

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Alright. So this blog is officially dead. I’ll q this to post again during waking hours. But if we are/were friends/mutuals and I didn’t give you my new URL feel free to message me for it. It may take me some time to reply just because I’m not on this blog anymore

It’s been fun <3

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Alright. So this blog is officially dead. I’ll q this to post again during waking hours. But if we are/were friends/mutuals and I didn’t give you my new URL feel free to message me for it. It may take me some time to reply just because I’m not on this blog anymore

It’s been fun <3

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Alright. So this blog is officially dead. I’ll q this to post again during waking hours. But if we are/were friends/mutuals and I didn’t give you my new URL feel free to message me for it. It may take me some time to reply just because I’m not on this blog anymore

It’s been fun <3

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We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

The Gay Agenda, everyone. 

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

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So I’m switching pseuds for a variety of reasons.

If we are friends/mutuals feel you should have my new pseud please message me

If we don’t talk or I don’t actually know you i probably won’t pass it on, sorry. If our interests are similar maybe our paths will cross again.

I’ll go through my followers and refollow/message friends/mutuals on my weekend.. but until then I’m mostly following people when they add me over there. So yeah. reminder. Just shoot me a message

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i have seen tv shows make passive placating attempts to represent geeky, nerdy people and i have felt let down by most of them, but i have never felt so lovingly represented as a nerd as i feel like i have been by ben wyatt, writer of star trek: tng fanfiction, lover of calzones, maker of math puns, model u.n. ambassador, settlers of catan-tournament-for-his-bachelor-party board game aficionado.   

probably because being a nerd is not all that ben wyatt is, but because it is only a small slice of what it means to be ben wyatt, loving husband, loyal friend, community-minded government employee who genuinely wants to improve the lives of everyone else around him.  not a joke or a dartboard combination of likely nerdy qualities. 

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So I’m switching pseuds for a variety of reasons.

If we are friends/mutuals feel you should have my new pseud please message me

If we don’t talk or I don’t actually know you i probably won’t pass it on, sorry. If our interests are similar maybe our paths will cross again.

I’ll go through my followers and refollow/message friends/mutuals on my weekend.. but until then I’m mostly following people when they add me over there. So yeah. reminder. Just shoot me a message

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tumblr eats messages. it said I had more than I had, so I’m assuming some disappeared... I’ve given everyone my url that asked so far... so if you asked, and I didn’t respond I have not seen your message <3

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So I’m switching pseuds for a variety of reasons.

If we are friends/mutuals feel you should have my new pseud please message me

If we don’t talk or I don’t actually know you i probably won’t pass it on, sorry. If our interests are similar maybe our paths will cross again.

I’ll go through my followers and refollow/message friends/mutuals on my weekend.. but until then I’m mostly following people when they add me over there. So yeah. reminder. Just shoot me a message

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Anonymous asked:

I'm just squinting bc of the last sentence. But, yeah, thank you for answering!

not sure if you’re referring to the ‘wither and die’ or me inviting mutuals and friends to message me.... either way. okay? np

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So I’m switching pseuds for a variety of reasons.

If we are friends/mutuals feel you should have my new pseud please message me

If we don’t talk or I don’t actually know you i probably won’t pass it on, sorry. If our interests are similar maybe our paths will cross again.

I’ll go through my followers and refollow/message friends/mutuals on my weekend.. but until then I’m mostly following people when they add me over there. So yeah. reminder. Just shoot me a message

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Anonymous asked:

I just saw your post, and was wondering if you're gonna be on here at all? or do you mind me asking how that works? because sometimes when people switch, they still keep their blog. And I'll be going through who I follow because it's gotten to a super high number. And they're be several inactive blogs.

Heyy. Yeah I wouldn’t be offended at all if you leave this blog. I’ll be around for a bit, while I’m switching. But yeah. In the end I’m most likely going to leave this account to wither and die.

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