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     Johanna was pleasantly surprised by the other woman’s kiss, and though uncomfortable with the weather, she reciprocated the gesture with little hesitation, smiling against her lips and letting out an approving hum in the process.
     When with others, her natural instinct was to speak vulgar words, to immediately take the defensive stance. With Annie, however, she saw no need to do this. At the very least, she wasn’t entirely defensive around her, which was just as much important.
         “–and I absolutely return the sentiment,” she replied, making the move to give Annie another kiss upon the corner of her lips. “just in case you’re the one getting nervous.” Of course, Johanna was clearly the more likely one to be that way. She supposed she’d just have to suck it up. She’d be fine, as long as there was no thunder, or lightning.
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          It was difficult for Annie to develop a relationship with someone,   but with Jo, it            had been easy.   Getting to know each other may have...  taken time...  But the            blonde would have it no other way--      it was just how it needed to be for them.                With a lazy grin,      the woman accepted the returned affections rather happily.           If all she had to do to keep Johanna relaxed or distracted was give  her  kisses             and make small talk   (    or even simply staying near,     )   Annie would gladly            oblige--                                    they were all things she’d grown quite attached to.            A  soft  roll  of  the  eyes  of  the  eyes  was  the  main  response to Jo’s words--            though,     she did softly settle herself next to the brunette,    moving to rest her                  head on the taller’s shoulder;                            head tilted to look up at the other. 

                   ❝ Well, it’s not like I mind either way. 

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     “give up. 

        give in. 

           stop lying to yourself.

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         ❝ If I say I do will you leave me alone.

                       And not tell ANYONE. ❞ 

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How to login to your RP account without opening another browser;

Welcome to the tutorial you can’t live without. Today I am going to be  showing you how to login to your separate RP account without having to open & download 10 different browsers. Here is the cut on how to do this! Please like/reblog if this helped.

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“Well well is the female Titan blushing?” He said raising a eyebrow “you look even cuter when you blush.”  Eren chuckled and went back to looking at the fire infront of them his face began to slightly flare up with red.

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I understand know why he can not control his Titan.

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           ❝ ... Go fuck yourself. ❞ 

          So far her worst defense yet-- and she was still blushing. Dammit      why could Eren get this reaction from her?                   It’s not like she thinks he’s hot.

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I am in in bed refusing to grace my family with my glorious presence.

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Things I’ve Actually Said on Skype Sentence Starters
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          Was this her punishment for staying the night in order to finish their project?     The blonde had ended up sleeping on a cushioned seat in the corner of the r-     oom due to the fact Sasha was quite restless. Of course, even after waking, th-     e other did not get up– and she had her answer as to why.

              ❝ Is this your way of informing me not to leave the room either? 

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Things I’ve Actually Said on Skype Sentence Starters

  • My fiancée has a nice ass, I do say.
  • GUESS WHAT BITCH JUST GOT CALLED SENPAI BY HER SENPAI?
  • She/He may or may not have slapped her/him on the ass nonchalantly.
  • I have access to Klondike bars.
  • I have two gangs actually.
  • Oh my gode.
  • Did you see that risqué goddess?
  • Help me boobs are trying to add me on skype.
  • It’s not my fault I’m the mean asshole who protects everyone.
  • Nerd is a term of endearment.
  • I dunno if you wanna know the extent of creepy but like. CREEPY.
  • THAT LITTLE FUCKNUGGET IN A BLANKET.
  • I’D RATHER BE A FLAPPER THAN UMBRIDGE.
  • Well, I wouldn’t be your type if I was a guy/girl.
  • Okay, I have a LOT to say about this one bitch.
  • I mean, I’m in a polyamory.
  • I got hit in the face by a gatorade bottle.
  • I am in in bed refusing to grace my family with my glorious presence.
  • Did you know gay guys grab ass way differently than straight guys?
  • Yes, welcome to hell. Do you want a name card or plate?
  • WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THAT GAME YOU KNOW I’M IMPULSIVE YOU ASSPUNCH.
  • I DON’T WANNA SUCK DICK FOR A LIVING, EW!
  • Yes. This old woman is cute.
  • I’m an exciting grandma.
  • Grandma is sexy and she knows it.
  • Grandma’s have a very late rebellious phase.
  • I obviously went through a gender change and had many facelifts.
  • It was a bit shady and in the back of an RV, I have my regrets.
  • I may or may not have had a fling with Santa.
  • Grandma’s a slut, dear.
  • I’m not committed enough to drop a few thousand on a nice computer.
  • Ignore them, they are lil’ fuckbois.
  • Holy hella they are hot– I’m like, ten times gayer than before.
  • Holy lord jesus, light the way, boy do I need the trinity today.
  • What was heterosexuality again? Oh right, it doesn’t exist in my vocabulary.
  • I found more nudes and I’m steadily going more gay.
  • This is why women are gay. These women.
  • Laughing my damn ass… in?
  • Humans aren’t supposed to be this perfect.
  • I’m half Canadian I can’t punch you.
  • I’d slap you if I weren’t half Canadian.
  • I’m a slut for minor characters who die traumatically.
  • My friend wants me to dye my hair blue… Why? It’s the warmest color.
  • Being ‘cute’ is the reason I’m single, I’m supposed to sexy and/or hot.
  • Believe it or not– I’m a teenager stuck in an adults body refusing to grow up.
  • Now I know why all my friend drag me to those damn movies. They fucking hide in my shoulder.
  • I mean I know they drag me to haunted houses so when they are just done they can hop on my back and hide while I hiss at pervs.
  • My class mate just called me to yell at me in French and then asked if she got it right.
  • I exploded hot dogs like.. We put them in the microwave and they just… ‘Sploded.
  • I have a pound of beef jerky to aid me in my struggles.
  • No cannibalism, I am not food. I like to breathe.
  • Cortana is the new bae. CortanaForQueen2k15.
  • Don’t ask me– I’m high on oxygen.
  • Yuri manga is literal gold like– Yaoi ain’t got shit on this stuff.
  • There’s this zombie in this book… It said, “Do you know how I like to eat people? I like to eat the scrotum, and then the brains.” And now I’m feeling very violated and I’m a woman.
  • I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH SO I CAN ACTUALLY BREATHE, I HAVE A SINGLE FUNCTIONING LUNG I’M DYING.
  • You’re not allowed to confuse me with emotions and boob.
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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair ❤ = kissing them ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare ♣ = discovering them crying 回 = patching a wound ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
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Head tilting to the side at the all too familiar noise of one settling beside her, she blinked; Once, twice & thrice. Not many people seemed to sit near her, everyone either had some form of ‘friend group’, or, were severely blessed– So much so that the ability to conjure people to their table was frankly remarkable in her eyes. 

Natheless, the fact that someone had actually decided to sit nearest Mina was something that lifted her mood up quite a bit, ESPECIALLY given what she’d seen in training that day!

❝It’s a bit rowdy in here, wouldn’t you say?– I’m Mina!❞ a bright smile was set on her visage, bowl pushed away from her as clothed elbows propped themselves up onto the table before her, fingers intertwining with each other giving her chin a platform to rest on.

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          The blonde notably was one to sit with people she knew-- such as Eren, Armin,      Mikasa, Bertholdt or Reiner; but some days they were too much and the blonde s-      at elsewhere. Today, she noted she did not know the girl she’d sat next to, and if t-      he truth of her thoughts to be said, this one didn’t give off an annoying aura as ma-      ny others tended to.

          Now, as the others words reached her ears the small yet muscularly framed gi-      rl shifted her body slightly enough to address the other-- head turning more than th-      e rest. Tilting her head slightly the blonde blinked slightly at the cheerfulness of the      cadet now known as Mina. “Yes, it is... I’m Annie.” 

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