someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

have to do everything myself

2018 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him

Do you ever daydream about stupid stuff so hard that you end up breaking your own heart???? Is that just me????

me? being someone’s type? unrealistic

When you kinky and sexual and shit but still got a real big heart

“She lives inside someone’s locket.”

the amount of garlic the recipe asks for: 1 clove

the amount of garlic I think the recipe deserves: at least 4 cloves

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

I put bitcoins in the wine. And the pasta.

Happy 2018