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@slythrinprincss / slythrinprincss.tumblr.com

* A Constant stream of raspberries being blown * *eyes rolling to the back of head * *loud, obnoxious whining at all times *
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i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

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          “You summoned me, not really me who planned the entrance.            Okay, so hon, it’s like this: By chance you summoned a high            demon, really high so… you are lucky you are still alive. ‘m            not one of the violent ones. Was actually looking for a place to            crash.”
He followed her instructions towards the kitchen, where he promptly opened the fridge and pulled out a milk carton. 
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           “’m listening, tho. What’s ur reason to summon a demon in the              first place?”

She skeptically followed the male, taking a seat on the stool in the island counter. 

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“Well I was going through my roommates stuff and I found this weird ass book, with all these incantations. so . . I just tried it out, looks like I got me a good looking demon, was not expectin’ this.”  

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i really hate the whole “we’re not trying to take YOUR guns away! we just want stricter back ground checks and education!” thing bc like……wrong! i AM trying to take your guns away! me! i want them gone!! take them all!!! bye-bye guns! can’t shoot em if ya don’t have em!!!!!

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I want to make this known; it’s OKAY to flirt with my muse, it’s okay to say flirty things to them, yes, they may not react to it, they may not respond to it positively, but know as a mun I’m 100% OKAY with it. Especially if my muse is clearly attractive appearance wise, go a head, flirt with them, if my muse is your muse’s type, it’s okay to flirt, we don’t have to be shipping, we don’t ever have to ship to have you flirt with my muse; I WONT think you’re pushing a ship on me either. But I just feel that some people are scared to have their muse be flirty to another because we a muns might take it the wrong way.

 I’m not saying this goes for everyone, but I’m letting you know that it doesn’t make me uncomfortable and I’m fine with it. 

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           “Yeah, yeah look hon. I guess you thought summoning a              devil might be all thrilling and shit. But I’m not in the              mood for fire and sparks and deals and all that… where’s              the kitchen?”

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“Way to make an entrance . . it’s right behind you through that hallway, first door to the left. Are you gonna raid my kitchen or is there gonna be a ritual? I’m not exactly sure how this works.”

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