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trash nymph

@putrescency / putrescency.tumblr.com

23. w.a.s.t.e.
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man some dudes really act like going through one break up is a traumatic enough event to mistreat everyone in their lives for years… get over it fucker!!

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Some of you guys are like, Be Gay Do Crime, but are also like, Shoplifting makes you evil and you’re personally stabbing into people’s paychecks if you steal

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I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

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Sometime around this year or the last, I saw a video clip on tumblr of Matty Matheson cooking something. I assume it was maybe a clip from one of Viceland's shows, maybe Munchies or from It's Suppertime. I don't remember what he was cooking but I want to say it was maybe some kind of soft boiled egg or maybe pasta? Whatever it was, he says something like "there's nothing better than fresh, warm \[blank\], except maybe getting your toes sucked. Have you ever had your toes sucked for real? it's an interesting feeling."

I searched for it on youtube and flicked through some of his more popular videos as well as looking in the comments for references to it and I couldn't find anything. Can anyone find me this clip or tell me what it's from?

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Anonymous asked:

hey, i hope you're okay

I am thanks for asking, I just kinda stopped using Tumblr :) appreciate your concern tho

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bogleech

Target’s $1 section is selling “practical joke” imitation leeches and I have definitely never seen a fake leech (as a toy or a prop or a fishing lure) that was so realistic or in its blood-sucking mode. Really gooey, jiggly rubber that’s very satisfying except it will inevitably get ruined by dust and dirt, 7/10. So yes I also bought an extra one to keep “mint in package” as a precious collectible heirloom

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Until the 2020 election is over I’m just gonna blanket assume any “This viable Democratic candidate is UNSUPPORTABLE” stuff is a saboteur. Like, y’all can criticize and obviously I want to process to be fair and open, but literally even a whif of “as bad or worse than Trump” or “better not to vote” and I’m gonna be like Nice Try, Russian Spy. 

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shut the fuck up liberal

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