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All I'm learning about this walrus or fairy knocks at your door thing is y'all don't have friends committed enough to the bit to arrange for a walrus to be outside your door

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naomistares

ianthe's little cannibalism moment except it's not little, it's 15 pages long, enjoy!

(this took a total of 115 hours, waw, i am still sick as all hell, so feel free to leave me all ur thoughts in great details, i will read them.)

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vexwerewolf

The idea that the Operator is an insecure narcissist who experiences mental breakdowns if the Sunzi is so much as mentioned came to me like a vision from an angry god

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It's a hell of a thing that not only did Ashton suffer the failure state for Communication after their most recent blunder was centered around withholding a plan from people, but also that the punishment for that failure was a long fall before crashing into the ground, mirroring one of the worst moments in their life.

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johnnyspells
"As you stare down at the road where the letter used to be, you feel blood pouring down your face. You feel pain in your shoulder. And just as quickly as it started, you're brought back and you're holding a letter unopened in your hands."
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sephiramy

I have started doing a little doodle comic every game session for my college of swords bard Alti, and realized I should share them over here, please enjoy what I have so far~ (captions contain a brief description for the situation!)

I have some fresh doodle comics from the last 2 sessions, this plot is getting THICK

first, we defeated a gargantuan turtle sent after us by Avandra and were super respectful about it

then we had to explain to our ship crew why the turtle was after us (we’re carrying an evil sword to dispose of it responsibly, the Raven Queen gave one of our wizards a boon so it can’t hypnotize him) and convince them to please not mutiny on us

got some new doodle comics from the last 4 (four!!!!!) sessions! I fell off a lil bit there but this should catch you up!

first: we fought a t-rex… two t-rexes, actually

next time, Alti helped convince our Triton twins Oris & Mateas to unveil their secret noble lineage to our wizards, who are ALSO nobles, so what’s to worry about??

after fighting a buncha guys in flooded caverns, we made a BIG discovery about our salamander paladin, Seanit Beanit

and, most recently, still in the depths of the caverns, we made a new Triton ally who then made a terrible judgment call, I am so so sorry

it is time… for more doodle comics!!

two sessions are missing since they were mostly combat but I have some fun stuff from the other two…

including a heart-to-heart with Seanit that was only briefly interrupted by one of the warlock’s new summons

also I talk a lot about how Alti hates fishing, and I want it known it’s because they truly cannot seem to roll above a 10 on any of their fishing checks…. even when given advantage from a friend….. tragic…..

anyway, hopefully more doodles SOON!

I have a fresh backlog of doodles for you all!!!

figured one thing that should be taken care of is to introduce you to the party, so first and foremost, get acquainted (consider opening image in new tab to read these full size):

and what would an intro be without credit!!! Aloysius is played by @itsamemira, Argyle is played by @radatav, Bob is played by @heysawbones, Mateas is played by @apollinaresart, Oris is played by @toothulu, and @docvalentine is literally everyone/place/and thing else

speaking of Erika, she and Alti found out they shared some things in common, and they have a mutual understanding to deny everything! wow!

the party has caused so many gods (two so far) to threaten the ship ferrying us to our ultimate destination, that we are now giving them hazard pay… please don’t leave us……

most recently, we left off on the precipice of initiative inside a wizard’s tomb, but there was some miscommunication on timing prior to that

I shall return with another batch of updates very soon, but also wanted to say, if you’re reading and enjoying these, that is cool as hell, thanks so much for your interest in our game! Doc is an amazing DM and this group is very special to me, so getting to share even snippets of what we get up to and having people be into it is really awesome! thank you!

I’ve got the last few session’s worth of doodle comics, all for you, my friends!! the saga of Prasinos: the New Age of Magic continues, and we open with a session so shocking I colored the comic… for MAXIMUM EFFECT

hopefully we will have Oris unpetrified in a jiffy :(

Alti has been reckoning with a lot over this journey, and recently they are coming to terms with the possibility that they’re doing a good job

tfw you’re trying to show someone HOT something COOL and it BETRAYS YOU*

*is an oracle, maybe

in the last session, we finally made our way to the port town of Dalliance, but it coincided with being blown into the docks in a catastrophic storm, so… good opportunity for a Clone High reference, which I think makes it a win/win/win!!

but that’s the campaign up to speed, fingers crossed I will return with more doodles sometime soon~

it’s time for MORE DOODLE COMICS, I know it has been a while but I have at least a few to share! let’s start with an important introduction…

I’m sure we’ll see more of Grimbly Dee soon!! so, it turns out Grimbly Dee quit in a recent important restructuring of the ship to make sure our crew does not die as we head into even more dangerous waters, take it sleazy Grimbly…

@docvalentine sort of scripted this one in his sleep, and here I can barely script them awake 🥁 worth noting, these events did (mostly) happen in the campaign, as well! also worth noting that Doc scripted Grimbly Dee’s write-up in the prior comic as well, but I am pretty sure he was awake to write that one

ORIS has been UNPETRIFIED so you know it’s time to PARTY!!!! oh he has also picked up a Belt of Dwarvenkind so you know it’s time to have a BEARD!!!!

it has been a little tough to make comics as of late so I figured I’d post these for now, and I hope I will catch up on the others sometime in the future if my energy/inspiration returns from wherever it’s gone off to… fingers crossed!

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i have no fucking clue who originally posted this but i saw this on google+ like two years ago and to this day it is my absolute fucking FAVORITE story of all time

EDIT 3/10/2021: ORIGINATOR OF BIG BEAN HAS BEEN CONFIRMED

@daggerdaggerdaggerdagger you are a fucking legend i hope you know

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