Eggs Benedict Arnold

JESUS

The shock on that cats face

“Must. Not. Move. They. Can’t. Sense. Movement.”

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”

actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”

look at this little babooshka

i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

october-december is the best time of the year and you can’t tell me otherwise.

via weheartit

Good posture, bro.

Watching pinocchio hopelessly try to win a poker game would be one of the saddest things in the world

jvn on how to tackle discrimination in the LGBTQ+ community (biphobia, etc) +

sigh…

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

I’m in fucking tears

I ugly laughed

Wtf hahahahahhaahh

[14/?] (insp.)

When I get caught staring at lesbian couples in public

atheists who get Extremely Mad when confronted by any form of ‘mysticism’ make me so tired…. like…… this world is rich with strange, unique ideas. it’s so utterly human to cling to the patterns of stars, to worship the moon, to imagine unseen forces as human reflections with life and personality. there is no harm in exploring these outlandish theories!! for the most part, it’s not ‘Crazy People Insisting They Know The Future’. it’s just people— regular people—seeing reflections of themselves in oral history and stars and playing cards.

let people have their fun. none of us know dick shit about how the universe works, anyway.