how long is a brb until it becomes a gtg

where can i buy that for free

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

Theon to Sansa Apparently he’s read the books as well. (via thedaughtersstark)

aka “I’m a 22 year old newb and needed to find some resources”. Here’s what I’ve found so far that has really helped me! Lots of these are youtube tutorials; I find it more helpful to see someone doing it rather than just reading about it.

General:

im scared of having kids because they have to be 12 years old at some point 

Cat Protects Little Boy From the Hot Stove

Video

LITTLE HUMAN.  MOVE AWAY.  THIS IS NOT FOR TOUCHING.

“my child is touching a hot stove. I’ll let the cat handle it while I film”

a message to crying babies:

get over it we all have problems

If you are reading this

Drink a cup of water

Put on some lip balm

Look up from your computer/phone screens and take a break

Write down your plans and tasks in that planner you bought and haven’t touched yet

Uninstall league of legends

I tried to convince my mom that I hadn’t stayed up all night but then she told me that she heard me clapping along to the friends theme song every twenty minutes

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them

*gazes into the abyss*

*abyss gazes back*

*quickly turns head and acts like i wasn’t staring*

*both of us blush*