my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

Just because I treat you right doesn't mean I'm the one.

I’m just doing what I’m supposed to do.

Fuck. This is the realest shit I’ve read today. Like it’s ok to feel special to be treated nice but you have to remember that you deserve that. You SHOULD be treated well. Don’t latch onto someone just because they’re doing what should be required. Acknowledge it and keep it flowing

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

I wish someone I knew understood and believed this

who on the tumblr staff decided to remove auto-correct for mobile tagging release their location i just wanna talk

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

Do girls know how gorgeous they are? Someone should tell them.

Pfff that’s gay

Probably the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen Charlie say 🙏🏻

Awwww

i’m so glad the universe let me meet you

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

*swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun*

*spends yet another day being honest and loyal*

disgusting

*lies* *gets ahead* *feels good*

they’re gonna be getting rid of microsoft paint / ms paint rly soon and replacing it w/ another program so i just wanna give ms paint a huge shout out for giving every fandom kid a start in drawing fanart and being a reliable and basic program for all these years…..ur truly gonna be missed, comrade

rip ms paint, taken from us at 32 years old u will be missed

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard