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NSFW!Destiel

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If you’re still doing these: 15, 18, Destiel?

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15. Criminal AU18. Circus AU

The acrobats are up, swinging from the tent posts and flying around the ceiling, and Dean’s not watching. Everyone else is, heads and eyes angled upward, and Dean is working as fast as he can. Slide a bag here, pull a wallet there. Return as many billfolds as possible, and don’t take all of the cash. Just enough that a man in a sharp suit might be confused over how much he’d spent. 

The docks might be rife with pickpockets, but Dean doesn’t want anyone thinking they’re being robbed during the show. Where’s he going to find another hunting ground like this?

When the firebreathers come on, Dean reflexively sinks deeper into the shadows beneath the stands. The light flickers between the slats of seats and steps, between trouser legs and under the hems of dresses. He makes the transition between the stands between acts, under the cover of applause. He ducks down again as stage hands pass behind him, again escaping detection. 

The ringmaster gets out in the limelight, ribbing the audience before announcing the next act. The name is as ridiculous–Castiel, Commander of Beasts–but Dean’s caught enough glimpses before that he stops working. The clanging as the huge, circular fence is brought out and assembled is fantastic cover, but Dean’s earned this break. Crouched down as low as he can get, Dean finds a good spot and watches the ring between a man’s widespread legs.

The lion tamer is as spectacular as his name is stupid. His uniform sparkles, a dazzle adorned in loops of rope and rows of shining buttons. His trousers cling to his legs, and not even the tails of his coat can conceal the shape of him. Tonight, he’s without his hat, but his hair alone makes up for it. He stands tall and proud inside the cage, trapped with only one exit: the metal tunnel of the lion’s entrance.

And then, to the sound of a mounting drum roll, they release the lion.

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Baby Coda [nsfw]

Dean tightens his grip around Cas’s hands, fingers slotted through his, and thrusts into him, forcing him further into the mattress.  Cas moans into his pillow and arches his back.  He’s pressed flat to the bed, hands held immobile by Dean’s grip so he can’t touch himself.

“Come on, Cas,” Dean pants out as he works his hips, changing the angle every so often to tease.  “Say it.”

“Dean,” Cas grinds out, legs shifting as he attempts to leverage himself back against Dean.  Dean bears down on him, refusing to let him move.  “Dean,” he whines again as he tosses his head.

“Not until you say it,” Dean orders.  He lowers himself onto Cas’s back and keeps his grip on Cas’s hands as he wraps his arms around Cas, pinning him in, holding him.  Cas starts shaking; he loves this, loves being surrounded by Dean.  It gets to him in a way no other sex act does.  Dean loves to use that against him, and right now he just wants Cas to-

“Say it,” Dean orders again.  Cas lifts his head to press it back against Dean’s shoulder, rubbing their cheeks together.  Dean mouths at his jaw when Cas tilts his head to expose his neck.

“Dean, move,” Cas gasps.  His fingers squeeze Dean’s and his legs shift restlessly.

“Not until you say it, Cas.”

Cas growls angrily and twists his head to glare at Dean, but he doesn’t throw Dean off.

Dean knocks their foreheads together and nuzzles Cas’s nose with his own, rolling his hips.  “Just one time, Cas.  Come on.  Say it.”

Cas makes an annoyed noise in his throat and huffs.  He shifts against Dean again.  He’s quiet for a long moment, and then, so softly Dean almost doesn’t hear it:

“Werepire.”

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Morning sex is Dean’s favourite sort of sex. Fingertips press in to the ridges of his spine, insistent and needy, as he shifts in to a more comfortable position above Cas. It’s almost nine, and Dean can hear movement out in the corridor as Kevin gets ready to shower and Sam gets the front door open. He figures they have about twenty minutes before Sam gets back with the paper and Kevin emerges from the bathroom, so he and Cas better make the most of it.

Cas sighs, deep and guttural, sleep-warm and loose limbed as Dean presses open-mouthed kisses down the V of Cas’s hips. Dean’s considering working him open until those heavy-lidded eyes are wide open and blown black, but instead he sucks Cas lazily in to his mouth and runs his palms up Cas’s thighs. This elicits a groan. Cas’s fingers flex against Dean’s neck. 

Dean pulls off and grins mischievously up at Cas, who immediately says “No.” because he’s as grumpy as fucking Oscar the Grouch in the mornings and can only speak in monosyllables. He runs the backs of his knuckles up the nape of Dean’s neck, gentling urging Dean’s mouth back towards his cock, and Dean happily complies. Dean sucks roughly, teasingly, enjoying watching as Cas’s self-restraint slowly breaks and he begins to almost fuck in to Dean’s mouth, his hips and hands twitching in concert.

Cas is soon flushed and quivering, whispering Dean’s name almost like a prayer, a litany of DeanDeanDean working its way between slightly parted lips. Dean’s working his own cock steadily in his palm and moaning loudly. When he knows Cas is about to come, he pulls his mouth off with a dull pop and fists Cas’s cock. White come stripes Cas’s chest as Cas reaches climax with an exclaimed profanity.Dean’s tongue follows the lines up Cas’s chest as he licks the mess away before coming in the exact same spot. Cas fucking whines, pelvis stuttering, and reaches to pull Dean towards him, ignoring the stickiness between them. Yep. Morning sex is definitely Dean’s favourite .

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When Dean finds out Cas has never experienced a blowjob, he jumps right into rectifying that, and he may skip the part where he should tell Cas some basic blowjob etiquette.  So, Cas can’t really be blamed when he starts to climax and thrusts as far into Dean’s mouth as he can, because honestly it’s instinct. Cas is horrified when Dean chokes and pulls off of him, coughing up come and saliva.  Dean assures him it’s okay, and he just wasn’t expecting it, or it would’ve been fine.

The second time Dean gives Cas a blowjob, Cas is a bit more shy about it. He keeps his hips pinned to the wall behind him the entire time Dean works his cock.  It takes a long time for Dean to get him to the edge, because Cas fights it so hard.  When he comes this time, he jerks back and pushes Dean’s shoulder away.  Dean’s face gets covered in come, and he chuckles while Cas blushes scarlet. Dean doesn’t stop laughing until he’s cleaned his face and leans in to kiss Castiel.  

The third time, Dean knows he has to take a different approach or Cas is just going to be frightened of blowjobs for the rest of his existence.  So, Dean starts with something Cas is familiar with.  He works him open nice and slow with gentle fingers.  He pushes into Cas with deep steady strokes.  None of it is rushed.  Dean’s purpose is to relax Cas, and it works.  They rock against each other without any real push to finish, and they share soft kisses and tender words.  Cas’ body is pliant and humming with pleasure when Dean pulls out slowly and kisses his way down Cas’ torso.  

Cas loses a little of his calm when Dean slowly licks up his shaft, but Dean assures him that it’ll be okay.  He moves back to working Cas’ hole with slick fingers while he takes as much of him as he can in his month.  Soon he’s pressing three fingers into Cas in time with the bobs of his head, and Cas grips the sheets as he babbles incoherently in a tongue Dean doesn’t understand.  He can feel Cas teetering on the edge, and he prepares himself. This time when Cas comes hard, Dean doesn’t even flinch as he swallows it down.  

He continues to work Cas through his orgasm. When Cas comes down, Dean slowly slips his fingers out of Cas and finally lets his cock slip out of his mouth with a wet pop.  Then he crawls back up Cas and kisses him thoroughly while be pushes back into him and continues his languid strokes.  "Now, aren’t blowjobs great?“ Dean asks as he hitches Cas’ legs a little higher around his hips for a better angle.  Cas let’s out a pleased whimper, and Dean smiles widely as he gives him another kiss.

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AU where Dean becomes a Tumblr panty model (Explicit) (AO3)
Dean/Cas, past brief Dean/Aaron, various omc comments on Dean’s blog
For the ever amazing and inspiring bendoverandbiteyourgag. Thank you for entrusting me with this awesome prompt and waiting ever so patiently for me to actually finish it. I LOVE YOU!
Also this fic got WAY outta hand real quick and ended up being the longest thing I’ve written in almost 3 years, at 5200 words. Though, I’ve loved every minute of it. :D

Dean doesn’t know how it happens.

Actually, yes, he does.

It starts with Sam showing him all these awesome recipes on some site called Tumblr. His brother knows that no matter how tired Dean is when he gets home from work, he’s still gonna cook because one, the only thing Sam can do is burn friggin’ water and someone needs to make sure they’re fed and two, being in the kitchen helps Dean destress from the endless pile of work projects he has going on at the moment.

There’s another way, that doesn’t involve his brother being anywhere in the vicinity, that Dean uses to relax and that’s porn.

Which he finds an abundance of on Tumblr, as well; after Sam’s gone to bed or is studying for one law exam or another in his room and Dean takes his laptop back to his own room.

And when Dean says porn, he means it.

There’s everything imaginable and even some unimaginable that he comes across as he surfs through the vast space of the site. 

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no, but cas would have the biggest obsession with dean’s nipples — not because of some strange fetish (i mean, not per se, though that as well), but first and foremost because they are so perky and sensitive and dean would react to absolutely every touch and kiss and brush of a finger with the sweetest sounds and by becoming absolutely pliant, so cas would love to play with them and touch them all the time, in a sexual and also a non-sexual context, just to see dean bite his lip and blush and try not to squirm

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Anonymous asked:

Prompt: Rimming. I don't care who, I don't care why, I don't care when or how I just need rimming.

/you’ve no idea how hard i laughed when i first got this message because it sounded so goddamn urgent like “holy shit im going to die if a tongue doesn’t touch an asshole right freaking now” and i just cracked up for like a hour. anywho, i hope your need for rimming didn’t kill you or like…prevent you from cumming that night or something, but here it is now/

Dean’s fingers twisted in the sheets, his breathing came in rapid gasps, and he squeezed his eyes shut so that maybe he could ignore the reverence in Cas’ lips as they made their way down his body. With the mark burning on his arm, he felt sick and wrong; his stomach churned with shame as Cas kissed the indent of his hip, licked at the jut of the bone.

He didn’t like the fact that Cas had stripped him down for this. He didn’t like that he felt a nakedness that had nothing to do with his lack of clothes. He didn’t like the way Cas kissed his sides as though things were still normal, as though they were still okay. In his gut there was an urge to be used and clawed at and decimated, to be broken in a way Cas seemed to have no intention of breaking him in.

The angel’s fingertips skimmed his bare thigh just before Cas leaned down to kiss the scar that lingered there from a bad hunt in Tennessee. He smiled, just barely, when Dean almost pulled away, and then as the hunter settled in again, Cas lifted Dean’s thigh and set it atop his shoulder, doing the same with the other thigh.

The hunter groaned when Cas pressed a kiss to the base of his cock.

“C’mon Cas,” he urged in a whisper, pushing his hips towards the angel. Cas smiled and kissed the crease of his thigh.

“Dean,” he sighed and moved his hands, wrapping them around Dean’s thighs and pulling him closer. “Dean.” He ducked his head and pressed a kiss to Dean’s hole. The hunter groaned and reached for Cas’ hair, stopping himself in time as he settled back on the sheets with a deep breath.

“Not now,” he muttered, not sure what excuse to make. He wanted to get off, quick and clean, to come and then to pass out, to not think for the 4 hours of sleep he could muster. If he didn’t stop Cas now, he’d be a sobbing, whimpering mess half hour later. He didn’t want it, he didn’t deserve it.

Cas repeated the motion, pressed the flat of his tongue against the muscle, then looked back up at Dean, all bright eyes and fluttering eyelashes, open mouthed and panting.

“Let me,” he pleaded, “let me do this for you.” He groaned low in his throat and leaned down to suck at Dean’s rim, digging his nails into the hunter’s thighs, pushing his own aching need into the mattress.

Dean’s back arched off the bed and he let out a soft moan. Cas’ tongue was wet and quick and so, so good; Dean’s thighs clenched and released and he reached up to jack himself off in time to the motions of Cas’ tongue.

It was as though the angel could sense it; he looked up to see Dean’s hand slide up his shaft, wrist twisting at the head of his cock. He locked eyes with Dean and grasped at his hand, stopping his motions and tangling their fingers together as tight as he could.

“Just like this, you can come just like this,” Cas told him, and took his other hand, leaning back down to circle his rim with the tip of his tongue. Dean gasped out Cas’ name and the remainder of his argument died on his lips. Cas flicked his tongue over his hole, pressed the flat of it against him, dived into the wet heat and spread Dean open, forcing a moan from him that seemed to come from the depths of his closed off throat. The hunter tightened his grip on Cas’ hands and arched into the angel’s mouth.

“Cas,” he cried out, broken and hoarse, pushing back against the persistent tongue on his hole. Desperately, he tried to disentangle himself from Cas’ grip, but the angel just pulled him closer, lapping sloppily at his hole before diving inside again. Dean groaned out his name again and shut his eyes. “Cas,” he whispered, feeling his cock twitch where it laid on his stomach, knowing without doubt that he’d come from Cas’ tongue alone.

A tear slipped from the corner of his eye and he gritted his teeth, furious with himself. His limbs were on fire, the beginnings of his orgasm licked flames at his belly and thighs, and tears burned at the rims of his eyes.

“Too fucking good,” he gasped out and tilted his hips up, groaning as Cas pushed his thighs open wider. The angel’s tongue moved upwards and licked at his perineum, at the base of his balls, drawing out nothing more than a whimper. He turned his face and pushed his cheek against the pillow, too blissed out to feel shameful. The mark on his arm was sated.

“Can you come for me, Dean?” Cas asked, lifting his face to look up at Dean. His voice was low and wrecked and upon hearing it, Dean’s cock twitched against his stomach once more.

Cas was torn between working Dean through his orgasm and watching him as he came. Letting go of Dean’s hand, he slid a finger into Dean’s slick hole and watched as the hunter canted his hips down, keening into Cas’ touch. The angel smiled and leaned up to press a kiss to Dean’s soft belly.

“So beautiful,” he whispered and Dean came apart under his grasp, thighs trembling and chest flushed red, mouth open in a quiet moan, lashes fluttering against his pink cheeks.

It was only when his orgasm waned that he began to curl in on himself, pulling away from Cas and biting at his trembling bottom lip. His hands shook as he offered to get Cas off and his eyes dropped when Cas told him he didn’t need to.

The angel sighed and crawled up to clean the drying come from Dean’s stomach before the hunter could stop him. He licked at the soft flesh and listened to Dean try to contain his little gasps and whimpers.

“Thank you,” Cas muttered finally, nuzzling his face into the crook of Dean’s neck as the other shook his head. He had no idea what Cas was thanking him for, but before the throbbing of the mark returned to discourage him, he wrapped his arms against Cas’ waist and laid down beside him on the bed. He kissed the circles beneath Cas’ closed eyes and drifted off to sleep.

/8 prompts left. working on it/

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