No

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny

this is so cute

What is with this right now

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

“if i get up at 8am tomorrow i can finish everything i need to do by 6pm then i can go out”

me the next day at 1pm:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot