Spreading the Tankor brainrot

The human is content to sit in the mech’s palm as she is carried away. “Jolly ranchers please. Or Coffee? Okay, Coffee first then Jolly Ranchers.”

“You know I can’t fit into shops right?” He can drive, he can deliver.

He still cannot fit in doors smaller than him.

He may have been right but she’s still going to flip him the bird before trying to wipe the taste off her tongue, “I could use some help and not an I told you so!”

Try him, He’s got two birds and several more else where that will be happy to do little flips for him for treats.

Still he puts down his digits and picks her up. “Come on lets get you somewhere for food.”

The human is going to stare at him dead in the optics before taking a huge sip of said beverage. After swallowing she takes a second before gagging and sputtering.

He nods, “Ahuh. That’s what I thought. I told you.”

They’re now having a truxican standoff in the middle of the street. Iz isn’t about to give up her newfound prize. “I like this one. It’s for science! Dad said I could!”

“Yeah well he hasn’t spent time around humans the way I have there’s a big difference. Don’t make me use my super speed.”

“Oh, hey! Thanks for the hand,” shes using his finger to pop the metal cap off. Before he can grab her she’s running away again.

He groans. “Izabella! Please! Reconsider! Do you really want to risk getting sick?! I can get you a new one!!”

“I guess.”

“I’m gonna drink it. You know…for science…”

“IZZY NO.”

Too late, the mechanic is running away with the bottle to try and find a bottle opener so she may drink the forbidden soda. “IZZY YES,” she screeches.

He's running after her at full speed, making a grab for her. "IZZY! THAT COULD KILL YOU!"

“I guess.”

“I’m gonna drink it. You know…for science…”

“IZZY NO.”

@notafraid-ofyou

IS THIS YOURS?

It has been many years and I still am not sure about this.

"I mean the soda is probably super flat by now."

@humanfucker Has Spotted Evac

"It's good to see you again sir. It's been a while."

"Evac." Optimus nods, the plates of his mask easing away to reveal the slight curve of his smile. With all the comrades that have been lost over the years, there's much to be said about the comfort of seeing a familiar face.

"It's not very often you decide to stop in one place." His weight shifts from one pede to the other. "Has something happened?"

There is a weight in the way the young knight holds himself. A tiredness that was being shoved aside in favor of continuing on.

He vents quietly. "Bit of a scare few nights ago. I thought I was going to be carrying news of another loss. But instead I have better news of bots moving to a better location. Cemetery Wind is getting closer to the bots still left in the States. It's getting harder for me to lead them to safety. You got lucky catching me during a break."

Despite his tidings he smiles. "Like I said, it's good to see you. I get asked by many if I've seen you about. It's nice to personally know that I have "

❝ So, how long have you been on Earth? ❞ Charlie asks, a somewhat more absentminded question than anything. She'd been doing some maintenance on a customer's car for the time being, wanting to fill the air with conversation rather than sitting in the relative silence that was only broken by the otherwise quiet radio in the corner.

Evac is grateful for the respite. And especially grateful for conversation. These days he doesn't give himself enough time to rest his wheels.

"A little over a decade I think. Maybe more at this point. I used to keep better track." He hums. "I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase days blur."

Learning Transformers lore is an absolute trip. For example:

TF Wiki: Some transformers have mutant sparks. They’re called ‘outliers’ and have unusual powers as a result!

Me: Wow, neat!

TF Wiki: Skywarp is one such transformer - his ability is teleportation!

Me: Cool!

TF Wiki: Thundercracker has one too, which allows him to produce sonic booms!

Me: Appropriate!

TF Wiki: In fact, the entire command trine are outliers!

Me: Absolutely fun! What’s Starscream’s power?

TF Wiki: He’s fucking immortal.

Me: …what?

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

What a wonderful way to spend a day, I would like this very much.

“Did you see the Anhinga on the way in?” “Yeah” “there’s NO way he saw the Anhinga” 😤

@elizmanderson