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Diana | I'm 19.
Madridista de corazón. Heja BVB.
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Me: *minding my own business*
Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS
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ah yes, the 90s. i have fond memories of that decade. crying, pooping my pants every day, wearing diapers, being bald, being a baby. that was the high life. 

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concretar
“We knew that Juventus is an unbelievable good defending team. I think before today they only had three goals against them, and today four in one game. So yeah, it shows our quality.” 

THE SHADE OF IT ALL

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realphoria

They are such children. The entire squad cried when chocolate medals were announced for everyone.

Listen carfully and you will heard Cristiano did the Siuuuuuuuuu for chocolates

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attractive person: looks don't matter!
me, an ugly: *can't make friends*, *can't get into relationships*, *is second choice for everything*, *can't get away with most outfits*, *can't take pictures featuring myself*, *has severe trust issues over anyone seemingly liking me* ok
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WHAT THE HELL, MUM.

I’d be happy with a mom like that.

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking America. You drive six hours and you’re in the same God damn state.

Guys, the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France.

That’s too awesome.

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My cousins graduation cap

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