Win or Cry Trying

gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it

how im trying to be

who dehydrated my fucking dog

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

hi i made a uquiz

what are your chances of surviving the end of the world?

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

COME ON

The MELODRAMA

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

valentines day is not about romance or “love” it never will be. its about HEART SHAPED THINGS and THE COLORS RED AND PINK.

A little study in Eskel after the horrible experience that was Netflix Eskel

taika waititi gay pirate show dropping on hbo this march? worm??????

if you were a mouse and you wanted to change the subject you could say “squeaking of which….”

Thranduil Oropherion, Elvenking of Mirkwood, appreciation post.

(The Hobbit)

"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them