The Baes! We’ve either rp’d the longest and/or talk on skype all the time. I consider you all real friends.

assistantdarcy: the ultimate bae, my partner, and the best goddamn rp’r ever. I wouldn’t even know about roleplay, let alone have my own blog and experience how wonderful this world she’s been talking for almost 4 years without her. You’re my person; you make me brave. <3

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Jeff Goldblum Enthusiasts!

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I wanna RP w/ you! (new & old mutuals)

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“Infamous, uh…uha” he smirked, “yes, I supposed that sounds like me.” He paused and thought a moment. “What have you heard? I am also surprised I am here. I guess this place has some kind of cosmic gravitational pull over me.” He smiled at her, “some are more charming than others.”

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

“And I promise, Dalton, there’s no amount of money in the world that could make me want to screw you anyways. Now, roll back the attitude a bit and we won’t have anything bad happen, Hmm?” Claire stared at him and crossed her arms. Don’t fuck with gingers man. 

Claire stood taller and her eyes burned holes through his skull, keeping a professional look but her eyes held fire. “Well thank you Dalton. I’ll take that up to consideration,” don’t fight back. Fighting back was just as idiotic.

Bird raptors wandering though the park, mimicking human sounds they heard in their pens

• “So this is how you’ve been hiding from me?”
• “We are born into this world the same way we will leave it: alone.”
• “I’m not sure what’ll give me more pleasure: the money, or seeing his face.”
• “The stuff he’s talking about? It is exactly what you need.”
• “Say one more word and I’ll colonize your face with my fist.”
• “I can’t tell you how bad I feel even being here, because I know I shouldn’t even be asking you this, but I have no one else to turn to.”
• “You’re scared. You needn’t be.”
• “I don’t owe you for what you did, but you should know: I won’t ever forget it.”
• “You have no idea what’s going on, right? So you just kind of have to let go and go with it.”
• “You just look them right in the eye, and you lie.”
• “This is like some crazy witch burning shit.”
• “You cannot kill a man like that. If you want to do it right, you aim here, for the jugular.”
• “You came back. I knew you would.” 
• “If I wasn’t such a bad person, I would let you get on with your life.” 
• “It’s not something you make happen; it’s something you let happen.” 
• “I just spent the last two hours getting my ass reamed by the feds.” 
• “There are few things that are unpleasant to me than to hear you whine.”
• “Impossibility is a kiss away from reality.” 
• “I’m not calling you or anyone else.” 
• “Sometimes, violence is necessary. Violence changes things.” 
• “You are safer there than where you were.” 
• “I didn’t tell you because I didn’t think I’d ever have to revisit this part of my life. I’m sorry.”
• “If you guys are starting some crime fighting super team Charlie’s Angels shit, you count me in.”
• “Legality is a bit of a moving target.”  
• “I know I’m the bad guy.” 
• “Fuck her in good health.” 
• “I would never go straight.” 
• “I’m sensing a bit of a negative vibe here.” 
• “If you didn’t hear voices at least once, you were doing something wrong.” 
• “Just promise me no matter what you have to do, you will not let that happen to me.” 
• “Gods don’t give a shit about us. I speak from experience.”  
• “Only thing I want to ruin is that smart mouth.” 
• “Love ain’t nothing but a black hole.” 
• “If life has taught me anything, it’s that I can take a punch.” 
• “Not fair? This is the real fucking world. Nothing’s fucking fair.” 
• “The idea of praying to a god to somehow influence my own fate is both primitive and terribly sad.”
• “I don’t know what you should do. All I know is what I have to do.” 
• “I was living in two separate worlds. And then somehow they crashed into one another. Now everything is dead.”
• “I was afraid that if I came here I would want to die – or worse, that I wouldn’t want to.”
• “I want to believe that the past is done with us the moment we are done with it.”
• “What makes us ‘us’ is far less important than what makes them ‘them’.”
• “Lying is easy. It’s what I do.“ 
• “I know what you did. You will pay. I swear it!”
• “I’m an all access kind of girl.”
• “This is a bad place. You should not be here.”
• “Some things in our lives are inevitable.”
• “Crying won’t help him.”
• “I don’t know how to use my fists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to fight.”
• “What kind of man betrays his own fucking family?”
• “When I give instructions, I expect them to be followed.”
• “You didn’t expect this, did you? Have you made a mistake?”
• “Are you real?”
• “You did it. You saved us.”